^ Unless it's the way she's sitting that's producing an optical illusion, her Silly-Cone Boobie Doctor needed glasses or a ruler the day he planted her nipples back on her new coconut halfs. Looks like the nipple on the left coconut/beach ball is off center by a good inch +. In fact, now that I look again, her boobs aren't even the same shape! Don't they have directions on the silly-cone bags... like, "insert this side up"?