Favorite Quotes

"I'd fight Gandhi."- Narrator, Fight Club
 
"Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."- Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch
 
"Get busy living or get busy dying." from Shawshank

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best." --Woody Allen

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
-- Groucho Marx
 
whatever colors you have in your mind
I'll show them to you and you'll see them shine-bd

Why wait any longer for the world to begin
you can have your cake and eat it too....bd

Rainy day people don't hide love inside they just pass it on...gordon lightfoot

I walk away like a movie star who gets burned in a three way script.....enter number 2......gordon lightfoot again....the pride of Canada
 
"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers." - Anonymous

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit." - Johnny Cochran

"Hey, y'all, watch this!" - Redneck last words
 
"Old men talk while young men die" unknown
"Even stupid people breed" unknown
 
"The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
--Branch Rickey (I think)
 
Chris Rock:

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks *******, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty."

"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments."

Bill Cosby:

"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their ******** to come back home."
 
"you can't ********* the black male" from the PJs
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From a song Never, never: "Love is just a door, that is locked and there is no key".

Incase anybody wants to listen the song:

Artist: Assembly
Song: never, never
 
"Life is like a box of chocolates- you never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump
 
Read this carefully:

The clock of life is wound but once,
And no man has the power
to tell just where the hands will stop
at late or early hour

To lose one's wealth is sad indeed
To lose one's health is more
To lose one's soul is such a loss
as no man can restore

The present only is our own
Live, Love, toil with a will
Place no faith in "Tomorrow"--
for the clock may then be still- Unknown
 
"Death solves all problems. No man, no problem."- Josef Stalin
 
McBain: "my eyes! the goggles do nothing"
 
"You can take a ***** to water, but can't make it *****. You can take a whore to culture, but can't make it think"

"By definition, Dave_Rhino is horny"
 
"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for one day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and ***** **** all day." - Unknown
 
'I'm As Mad As Hell, And I'm Not Going To Take This Anymore!'

'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it:
 
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