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Discovered these in some forwarded email...... Not sure who said them but they are true.
"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but a true friend is sitting next to you saying "That was awesome."
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body but, rather, to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO! What a Ride!'"
"A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but a true friend is sitting next to you saying "That was awesome."
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body but, rather, to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO! What a Ride!'"
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"Don't be stupid; be a smartie
Come and join the Nazi party!"
(Mel Brooks)
Come and join the Nazi party!"
(Mel Brooks)
"Lisa I'm sorry but I'm not apologizing."
H.Simpson
H.Simpson
You can't fight in the war room
-Dr Strangelove
Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
So much for the monastery.
-John Winger (Stripes)
hominem unius libri timeo
-Saint Thomas Aquinas
-Dr Strangelove
Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
So much for the monastery.
-John Winger (Stripes)
hominem unius libri timeo
-Saint Thomas Aquinas
"Sometimes you just have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream." - Frank Zappa
I have a bunch I've picked up over the years. Enjoy...
- it's only impossible 'til someone's done it...then it's just history.
- the line that divides genious and insanity is measured by success.
- keep your friends in a circle instead of in your heart, because hearts can be broken, but circles never end
- be careful of whom you name as your enemy, for in the end that is who you will become the most like.
- good thing Jesus loves you, because everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
- We have a weight to carry
and a distance we must go.
We have a weight to carry,
a destination we can't know.
We have a weight to carry
and can put it down nowhere,
For we ARE the weight we carry
from there to here to there.
--- The Book of Counted Sorrows
- it doesn't take a genious to figure out why somebody did something after the fact; that's just hindsight; the genious is in the anticipation.
- we were born with two ears and one mouth, so that we may listen more than we speak.
- Death is Life's way of telling you that you've been fired
- the road to Hell was paved with good intentions.
- Destiny is equal parts chance, free will, and necessity.
- "I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment in my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment"
--- Raistlin Majere
- when at a loss for the right words to say, keep silent.
- "the soil of a man's heart is stonier...he tends what he can..."
--- (Pet Sematary, by Stephen King)
- I can only please one person per day; today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good, either.
- it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
- do you know what happens when you ASSUME too much? it makes an ASS of U and ME both.
--- (from Silence of the Lambs)
- the nice thing about mistakes is that you recognize them when you make them again.
- God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change that which I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they pissed me off!
- he who laughs last, thinks slowest
- a true friend stabs you in the front
- nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damned fool.
- do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
- eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- "Know thy self"
--- Socrates
- sometimes there is no darker place than our own thoughts...the moonless nocturne of the mind.
- there are perks when one lives virtually alone...for example, no one is around to see you cry.
- we class clowns do not expect to make many friends...we generally aim for having a large number of aqaintences and leave them all laughing their asses off.
- it's only impossible 'til someone's done it...then it's just history.
- the line that divides genious and insanity is measured by success.
- keep your friends in a circle instead of in your heart, because hearts can be broken, but circles never end
- be careful of whom you name as your enemy, for in the end that is who you will become the most like.
- good thing Jesus loves you, because everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
- We have a weight to carry
and a distance we must go.
We have a weight to carry,
a destination we can't know.
We have a weight to carry
and can put it down nowhere,
For we ARE the weight we carry
from there to here to there.
--- The Book of Counted Sorrows
- it doesn't take a genious to figure out why somebody did something after the fact; that's just hindsight; the genious is in the anticipation.
- we were born with two ears and one mouth, so that we may listen more than we speak.
- Death is Life's way of telling you that you've been fired
- the road to Hell was paved with good intentions.
- Destiny is equal parts chance, free will, and necessity.
- "I will do this. Nothing in my life matters except this. No moment in my life exists except this moment. I am born in this moment, and if I fail, I will die in this moment"
--- Raistlin Majere
- when at a loss for the right words to say, keep silent.
- "the soil of a man's heart is stonier...he tends what he can..."
--- (Pet Sematary, by Stephen King)
- I can only please one person per day; today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good, either.
- it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
- never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
- do you know what happens when you ASSUME too much? it makes an ASS of U and ME both.
--- (from Silence of the Lambs)
- the nice thing about mistakes is that you recognize them when you make them again.
- God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change that which I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they pissed me off!
- he who laughs last, thinks slowest
- a true friend stabs you in the front
- nothing gives us courage more readily than the desire to avoid looking like a damned fool.
- do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
- eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- "Know thy self"
--- Socrates
- sometimes there is no darker place than our own thoughts...the moonless nocturne of the mind.
- there are perks when one lives virtually alone...for example, no one is around to see you cry.
- we class clowns do not expect to make many friends...we generally aim for having a large number of aqaintences and leave them all laughing their asses off.
Abraham Lincoln once said, “If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North”
“You can fool some of the people all the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all the time.”
- Abraham Lincoln.
- Abraham Lincoln.
Bullshit, that was Bob Marley!
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