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“When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.”
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from the Private team (spoken with a Hungarian accent)........
......."Open.....Your Ass!"
......."Open.....Your Ass!"
"Feel so damn good in divine Hollywood I can almost taste her million dollar smile"
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"Anyone can carry his burden, however hard, until nightfall. Anyone can do his work, however hard, for one day. Anyone can live sweetly, patiently, lovingly, purely, till the sun goes down. And this is all life really means." - Robert Louis Stevenson
"Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul is the work of the soul, and good for either is the work of the other." - Henry David Thoreau
"Good for the body is the work of the body, and good for the soul is the work of the soul, and good for either is the work of the other." - Henry David Thoreau
Wainkerr99
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Just thought I'd post this:
APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER
OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH; ADAGE
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night.
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call from a wrong number at 4
AM. Like this: It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to
like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden
Oldies ! )
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead!!
Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don't mind.
And the one's that mind, don't matter.
I don't get No. 12.
APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR CLEVER
OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH; ADAGE
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his
tail.
3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any
sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night.
7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many
people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else
looks?
9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a
car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call from a wrong number at 4
AM. Like this: It could be a right number.
13. No one ever says "It's only a game." when their team is winning.
14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to
like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket.
17. Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old
ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the Golden
Oldies ! )
18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to
cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
probably dead!!
Always be yourself. Because the people that matter, don't mind.
And the one's that mind, don't matter.
I don't get No. 12.
"I hear your Silence Loud and clear" Mark Hoppus plus 44
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Usually,nothing good comes from a call at 4 AM.
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