Famous last words!

[maildude]

What's that weird looking spherical object?--Amelia Earhart

What's that weird looking spherical object?--Ray Chapman

You look really gay in those boxer's trunks!--Duk Koo Kim

Hey! It's a cool AJAIS air show!--The residents of 1945 Hiroshima

I hope it's lemon lime!--The Jonestown Guyana Temple

 

[maildude]

Thanks for inviting me to this swell barbecue!!--Joan Of Arc

Love 'ya? Sure I love 'ya, baby!--Phil Hartman

I can't remember if I cleaned the litters...--Frances Bavier

Geez...you'd think numbers meant something...--The Persian Army circa 485 BC

Damn! Outta toilet paper!!--Elvis

 

[tunsty]

Where's Tunsty when you need him?

I was getting bored with you all, so I left for a while..

Then I got bored with not being here, so I came back

I'm just sooo fickle these days..







Now then, Adolf.. what's this big surprise you have for me, in your bunker..? - Eva Braun

Jeez.. Those burgers I had before coming on stage, sure are giving me some heartburn.. Elvis Presley

Hey driver, my Merc tops out at 150.. bet you can't beat that! - Princess Di

The desert is so big from up here... I wouldn't like to find myself stuck alone out here - Steve Fossett

Hello room-service.. can you get me a room with a bigger wardrobe?.. - David Carradine

Free haircut?, great!, just show me where to kneel.. - Anne Boleyn

What's that clicking noise?.. dammit, I **** to have my night at the theatre interrupted like this.. - Abraham Lincoln

Parachute??.. Buddy my man, don't worry.. it's just turbulence - Richie Valens

Damn it.. why are shotgun barrels are so difficult to clean?.. - Kurt Cobain

I'm just going out on the balcony to get some fresh air - Martin Luther King


Woof - Laika (First Russian dog in space)

 

[Robertoj]

"This is gonna leave a mark" -Tiger Woods

 

[titsrock]

We will be greeted as liberators--Douche Cheney

My wife will never find out--Tiger

I have a good feeling about being a New York Jet--Brett Favre

We have this 4th and 2 in the bag--Bill Bellichick

Everyone loves my movies. Everyone will come out and see Waterworld.--Kevin Costner

Can you take it down all the way--Hugh Grant

J-Lo, quick hide this. I don't care if it's smoking--P Diddy

Relax I'm just gonna go out there and jump on Oprah's couch. Trust me, everyone will think it's funny--Tom Cruise

Chef will never find this little beauty--Carrie Underwood

 

[Elwood70]

I thought this thread was supposed to be serious....

A couple more,then I'll try to think of some funny ones:

"Mr President,you can't say that Dallas doesn't love you now"-Gov. Connellys' wife,Dallas Texas,November 22,1963

Maybe not "last" but....

"You never know what's hit you.A gunshot is the perfect way"-John F. Kennedy,when asked how he would choose to die.

 

[maildude]

If they play "Little Brown Jug" one more time on these headsets, I hope this plane crashes!--Glenn Miller

Now why did Bob leave this marina dock gate open...--Natalie Wood

I guess one more pint won't hurt me...--Edgar Allen Poe

Ah! I see a few more members are coming forth to be saved!!--Martin Luther King

Delicious! Now where is dessert?--Lucrezia Borgia's husbands

 

[Facetious]

Famous a-l-m-o-s-t last words if that qualifies (?) :dunno:

Dennis Hopper as Mr Worley : "Can I have one of those Chesterfield's now ?"


:helpme:

 

[ed259r2345]

Hey boys! Watch this! (moron before they crash)

 

[bearwresler]

I have a good idea (lots of people)

 

[Ace Bandage]

"I'd prefer to ride in a convertible, the breeze feels great in my hair." - John F. Kennedy

 

[squidman]

"Where the hell did all these Indians come from?" General Custer.

 

[squidman]

"I drank What?" Sacrates

 

[maildude]

Just a little off the back of the neck.--John The Baptist
Does a full house beat a fl....--Wild Bill Hickok
What a great night for a walk!--Mahatma Gandhi
Hey! That was only nine paces!!--Alexander Hamilton
****! That was my senior class ring!!--Dennis Wilson

 

[JayJohn85]

ALRIGHT CHUMPS LETS DO THIS! LEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYYY MUAHAHAHA



Ahh man I play paladin when I played and I admit we are morons even though this is probably set up.....Messers generally do play pallies. BUBBLE AND HEARTH shaa mon

 

[Asianlov69]

In all horror movies the last words for the couple you know that is going to die..." hey lets fuck.."

 

[bearwresler]

oh this is going to hurt

 

[maildude]

Hey...these cute doggies are just hungry, that's all!--Jezebel
Hey...these cute grizzly bears are just hungry, that's all!--Timothy Treadwell
Cut my hair, will 'ya!!--Samson
Cut my hair, will 'ya?--Sweeney Todd's customers

...and the piece de resistance...

Are you guys here for the baby shower?--Sharon Tate

 

[bearwresler]

trust me this will be fun

 

[jtcarra]

this will be cool i saw it on mythbusters