Fact About Yourself Thread

[StormRuller]

I'm back on board... fully recovered from my eye surgery.... now I can stay more than 10 mins in the computer!!

 

[Dawn]

Welcome back Stormy :wave:

 

[L3ggy]

I'm back on board... fully recovered from my eye surgery.... now I can stay more than 10 mins in the computer!!

In the computer? That must be tough.

 

[BrooksAct]

I throw a four seam fastball all of 67 mph.

 

[StormRuller]

In the computer? That must be tough.

in front of....

 

[BlueBalls]

I am ******** a ****

I know this is the wrong thread but cant you just pass on the big news, oh fuck off!!!

 

[ChefChiTown]

I cut my own hair today. It uh, it didn't turn out so good. :uohs:

 

[Dawn]

Fact: I'm (almost) computer illiterate

 

[Fresno]

I'm truly happy!

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Love old Clint Eastwood movies...also computer illiterate. I can find porn though!

 

[Dawn]

Love old Clint Eastwood movies...also computer illiterate. I can find porn though!

Ditto :rofl:

 

[Fresno]

I know how to fix computers and program them, but I can't spell my way out of a paper bag!

 

[Dawn]

I can translate from english to french, or french to english. Besides that, i suck at life :o

 

[Fresno]

It only took me 40yrs to learn, that life is what you make of it!

 

[gunslingingbird]

I know how to fix computers and program them, but I can't spell my way out of a paper bag!

You don't say...

I can translate from english to french, or french to english. Besides that, i suck at life :o

Anything else you suck at? :blowjob: :1orglaugh

 

[maildude]

When I was in high school I had sex with these two sisters. They were 2 years apart in age. They were Italian and their *** owned some construction company he brought over from there. They didn't know about my having sex with the other, I just tried to keep it secret. When they found out they went nuts...both of them. Yeah, I'm a real asshole. Forget the fact that the older one was screwing another guy at the time. Anyway, they got so pissed off that they wrote all kinds of nasty things about me on my locker, then they keyed my car and cracked one of the rear view mirrors. Then they egged my house and knocked over my mailbox. What bitches. Sex can really get you in trouble.

 

[Dawn]

When i was younger, in 1993, when Habs won the Stanley Cup against the LA Kings, i had two good friends working at the Forum for Habs game (they were selling popcorn, ****, etc). When the Canadien organised a *company* day to celebrate with all their workers the winning of the cup, they invited me to go with them. So i have met few players and... hold the real Cup in my hands! A real ***** comming true for a hockey fan.

 

[Embryoyo]

I've never broken a bone. Just my nose.
I've never been in a car accident of any kind, whether I was driving or a passenger.

 

[Dawn]

I'm heading to bed right now. 7am. Ouch. Empty Southern Comfort bottle. Ouch.


:wave:

 

[gunslingingbird]

I need to get a life...