Fact About Yourself Thread

[gunslingingbird]

I worked a Chris Cornell show last night.

 

[Dawn]

Im poor.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I can't afford to order pizza today, but I'm soooo ordering pizza today.

 

[Dawn]

Im hungry.

 

[scooter]

I'm addicted to porn, I masturbate at least once a day (usually twice), I like big tits, I really want a blowjob (preferrably with swallow) and my wife has no idea. I'd really like to 69 her, too.

 

[L3ggy]

I've made a new personal best on TSNE(Team Sneaking On Metal Gear Online) 11 ***** and 0 Deaths.

 

[TunnelOfLove]

I'm brushing my teeth at the moment.

 

[Dawn]

Im bored.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I'm eating a microwaved chicken sandwich and I **** every bite of it.

 

[D-rock]

Im bored.

I'm bored to. Not even the Internet is reducing it today.

 

[Dawn]

The boring is growing

Maybe its time to play some Championship Manager or Chess :dunno:

 

[Artimus]

I miss my freundin.

I'm eating a microwaved chicken sandwich and I **** every bite of it.

Dude, you're a Chef! Why put up with mediocrity?

 

[Dawn]

Chief should cook...






...for all of us!

 

[The Paulinator]

I've been married for 18 years and I'm still in love with her:thumbsup:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Dude, you're a Chef! Why put up with mediocrity?

Eh, when you have to cook all day long, you don't feel like making anything when you get home. So, chefs actually eat rather poorly. Frozen pizzas, microwave meals, fast food, etc. People think that chefs are fat because they eat at work, but we're fat because we eat like fat, **** consuming pigs when we get home. :1orglaugh

 

[Artimus]

Eh, when you have to cook all day long, you don't feel like making anything when you get home. So, chefs actually eat rather poorly.

Doggie bags?

 

[ChefChiTown]

Doggie bags?

From time to time. I work in an Italian-style place right now, so it's hard to reheat a lot of the stuff that we make. I used to work in a place that served the best short ribs EVER, so I used to bring those home all the time. Aww, I miss that place.

 

[Dawn]

Lucky man, Chef. I will ***** about italian-style food and short ribs... and Heather Carolin and Riley Shy... and... and... and... :*****:

G'night everyone :wave:

 

[Artimus]

G'night everyone :wave:

Later Dawn :wave:

Oh, I think Anderson Cooper is cool.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

A fact about me. Hmm...how about the fact that.....I fucking **** threads about Obama.