Fact About Yourself Thread

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Since I'm going to alone on Thanksgiving, I plan on inventing some sort of Thanksgiving pizza and eating it.
 
Since I'm going to alone on Thanksgiving, I plan on inventing some sort of Thanksgiving pizza and eating it.

I'd join you.

All I want to do is stay at home by myself and have spaghetti.

No, that's not true. I want to go home to WI for Thanksgiving. But I can't. So then bring on the spaghetti...but wait, we have to go to Senob's family's house.
 
I've been on Freeones for the last 7 1/2 hours.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Once, I didn't realize I was out of toilet paper until it was too late...so I used coffee filters.
 
I was convicted of a crime I did not commit and subsequently spent five years in prison before the case was finally overturned.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I just today started learning how to play guitar, and guess what? I fuckin suck!!!:1orglaugh
 
I'm a bitch.

And my feet hurt.

And if I have to look at one more panini, I'll kill someone. :helpme:
 

Smittmaestro

Center of the fothermucking universe
Whenever I stay at a hotel room rest assured when I check out the towels will check out with me.

And a few other things too, I've got an Econo Lodge ice bucket in my cupboard as I type this as well as a few trays.

But I do not take the tv, alarm clocks, hair dryers or coffee makers.

-cs™
 
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