"Near" is when I skipped out of the sobriety checkpoint at the last minute right in front of a cop, who pulled out and started following me, but the car between me and the cop did the same thing, so the cop pulled him over instead of me.
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"Near" is when I skipped out of the sobriety checkpoint at the last minute right in front of a cop, who pulled out and started following me, but the car between me and the cop did the same thing, so the cop pulled him over instead of me.
RichardNailder
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I fingered a stripper in the ass last night. 
:fight::fight:I like Marmite
I fingered a stripper in the ass last night.
I thought you were married to a stripper!
It sounds even more strange for me as a German
RichardNailder
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Was married to one - dated a few dozen and fingered a new one last night.
And Gracelynn Moans got fingered by the same stripper
It's always nice to take a hottie like Gracelynn to the strip club with you.
It sounded nasty enough after Googling it...Dear God it's actually WORSE than I thought!!!! Ha ha ha!
Marmite is yeast extract it tastes a bit like gravy or bovril
marmite sounds disgusting
I came so hard yesterday like never in the past months
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