Ever Get Disgusted By Your Own Farts?
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Have you ever sharted? :tongue:
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Yes, in a club one time...I went outside, took off my drawers, finished wiping my ass and threw them in a nearby dumpster! :hatsoff:
....thank god I didn't pick up a scraggler that night!!:1orglaugh
When I binge real bad sometimes I shart. I hate it. 
pornophile
Banned
Women may not fart but when they queef it is like the Earth opens up and the smell of Hell's sewage system erupting like a geyser in your face.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Only after the hamster dies and starts turning ripe.
roronoa3000
Banned
Never!
Happened again tonight.....had a Kielbasa and Fried Onion sandwich w/ mustard down the shore today.
I think I just might have set off a smoke detector with my lethal gas....brb
I recommend a scalding coffee enema followed by spearmint suppositories.
Follow that routine rigorously for a couple days and I'll treat you right, big boy.
Vlad The Impaler
Power Slave
I always fart on the toilet, just to be safe.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
I just gave myself the dreaded Dutch Oven and almost passed out.:eeew:
I would now like to take the time to publicly apologize to every chick I ever did that to.....I now know firsthand how cruel and sadistic it can be and how it can lead to possible brain damage due to lack of Oxygen! :o
I would now like to take the time to publicly apologize to every chick I ever did that to.....I now know firsthand how cruel and sadistic it can be and how it can lead to possible brain damage due to lack of Oxygen! :o
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Farts are some of the best forms of entertainment. If I load up on eggs and dairy my gas could be classified as a WMD. I remember a time working at a gym when we had a membership drive party. I had started using this new Weight Gainer Protein Powder. I had the wettest stinkiest farts ever. Even the other gym staff were sickened. Talk about a shit eating grin on my face. I was maniacally laughing throughout my whole shift.
Another story. I started dating this girl. It was early in the relationship and I hadn't farted in front over her yet. Well, she breaks the ice and lets off a little squeaker and starts giggling. I looked at her at let out all the gas I had been holding in for 3 months. She covered her nose and mouth and ran into the other room. My blast was a doozy. Throughout the rest of the relationship I would fart all the time whether it was in the car with the windows rolled up and the heater on, if she was in the shower when I opened the door sticking my bare ass in then quickly closing the door, or the many Dutch Ovens I gave her trapping her under the covers with the smell.
Another story. I started dating this girl. It was early in the relationship and I hadn't farted in front over her yet. Well, she breaks the ice and lets off a little squeaker and starts giggling. I looked at her at let out all the gas I had been holding in for 3 months. She covered her nose and mouth and ran into the other room. My blast was a doozy. Throughout the rest of the relationship I would fart all the time whether it was in the car with the windows rolled up and the heater on, if she was in the shower when I opened the door sticking my bare ass in then quickly closing the door, or the many Dutch Ovens I gave her trapping her under the covers with the smell.
Shifty
O.G.
I'm starting to like you but you fucking scare me.
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Farting on chick torture rep on the way!:hatsoff:
Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
This is the girl for me. We'd have a blast together. Probably many blasts.
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