Ever Get Disgusted By Your Own Farts?

[dogbone27]

Farts are some of the best forms of entertainment. If I load up on eggs and dairy my gas could be classified as a WMD. I remember a time working at a gym when we had a membership drive party. I had started using this new Weight Gainer Protein Powder. I had the wettest stinkiest farts ever. Even the other gym staff were sickened. Talk about a shit eating grin on my face. I was maniacally laughing throughout my whole shift.

Another story. I started dating this girl. It was early in the relationship and I hadn't farted in front over her yet. Well, she breaks the ice and lets off a little squeaker and starts giggling. I looked at her at let out all the gas I had been holding in for 3 months. She covered her nose and mouth and ran into the other room. My blast was a doozy. Throughout the rest of the relationship I would fart all the time whether it was in the car with the windows rolled up and the heater on, if she was in the shower when I opened the door sticking my bare ass in then quickly closing the door, or the many Dutch Ovens I gave her trapping her under the covers with the smell.

ohh man i am dying with laughter, right now...so funny :rofl::rofl:

 

[Skyraider22]

I just gave myself the dreaded Dutch Oven and almost passed out.:eeew:

I would now like to take the time to publicly apologize to every chick I ever did that to.....I now know firsthand how cruel and sadistic it can be and how it can lead to possible brain damage due to lack of Oxygen! :o

That is so seriously fucked up :eeew::1orglaugh I just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[dogbone27]

Pay attention to the amazing logic @ 54 secs!

Did that blond chick let one out?.

 

[alexpnz]

No, but they did! :1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

I suggest eating a lot of cabbage, hard boiled eggs, pinto beans, and protein shakes for a couple of days.

 

[imsohorny]

Actually Frijoles make your farts smell nicer!

 

[fatman0529]

rarely

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

No, but they did! :1orglaugh

Eh, we used to rip ass and light them on fire like that. If you guys dont believe that our ass gass is potent try lighting one on fire. They light. :1orglaugh

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

I suggest eating a lot of cabbage, hard boiled eggs, pinto beans, and protein shakes for a couple of days.

That's a recipe for explosive diarrhea.

 

[STDiva]

I use to know a girl who could fart on demand. Why I let her get away, I'll never know.

 

[dogbone27]

I use to know a girl who could fart on demand. Why I let her get away, I'll never know.

because you enjoyed it...tell the truth,fool.:1orglaugh

 

[Marlo Manson]

Unfortunately All the Fuckin time!! :uohs::eeew:ukey::throwup:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Only thing that disgusts me is that I click on these threads and read most the posts on the last page before I post myself.

:cussing:

 

[bustybbwlover]

disgusted...no, surprised...yes

 

[phanto_1985]

Oh yeah after eating eggs, beans or drinking alcohol.That's just stinks.

 

[tunsty]

I use to know a girl who could fart on demand. Why I let her get away, I'll never know.

Perhaps she just went, while you were in a fart-induced coma.





in any case.. 'Every-man likes the smell of his own brand..'


BTW. does anyone else ever 'waft-a-fart' ?

y'know.. you let one rip and you give the smell a quick waft to your nose.. just to see what it smells of.



Me?? of course I don't do that!

 

[alexpnz]

Just had a Kielbasa sandwich with Mustard and Fried Onions.

I just let one go 20 mins ago and it's STILL reverberating in my immediate area.

I think I just disgusted myself.

:box:

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

You people are disgusting creatures.

 

[itputsthelotion]

One time I didn't have very much food in my house so I boiled four or five eggs and ate only boiled eggs that night for dinner with lots of salt. Later I was in bed and I farted but even though the covers were covering the bulk of the gas I could still smell some of it and it was absolutely disgusting, a smell you could taste and I knew that if I lifted the covers up the smell would hit my nostrils. So yes I've been disgusted by my own farts.

 

[alexpnz]

One time I didn't have very much food in my house so I boiled four or five eggs and ate only boiled eggs that night for dinner with lots of salt. Later I was in bed and I farted but even though the covers were covering the bulk of the gas I could still smell some of it and it was absolutely disgusting, a smell you could taste and I knew that if I lifted the covers up the smell would hit my nostrils. So yes I've been disgusted by my own farts.

Ahhhh....the dreaded "Self Dutch Oven"