Ever Get Disgusted By Your Own Farts?

[alexpnz]

I just bought these Fiber One Bars and ate 2 of them yesterday and while my gas doesn't usually bother me, the ones I have been ripping since eating these bars have been making me a bit queasy, I must admit!
Ever happen to you?
Men and Women, discuss. :dunno:

 

[biomech]

Oh yeah, after a hard night of drinking.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

This one time, I had the shits after eating a Baconator. That was not a good night. Smell made its way down the hall and just sort of... drove the fresh air right out.

 

[habo9]

No I am more proud of them if there stinking and can empty a room

Usually after Buckfast , beer and E's , is the best :thumbsup:

 

[rock hard]

Fiber One bars?!? :eek: No wonder you have bad gas...those aren't for eating...they are suppositories!!! :hatsoff:

Oh, and I hope your ass gets better breath soon bro :thumbsup:

 

[ThatRedWing]

Nope. The worse they are the more I want to share. When I get really bad ones, I like to to hang out and ride elevators so people can't escape.:eyeso:

 

[mrtrebus]

:lame:

 

[alexpnz]

I just went to McDonalds with my neighbor (shes cute!) and I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I exploded. To make things worse, I turned the heat on and locked the power windows and laughed maniacally ........does that make me a bad person?

She thought it was funny.....:dunno:

 

[habo9]

No but she probably thinks yr a bit of a knob now anyway lol

 

[316sherm]

Every weekend I am disgusted by my gas...mainly because of all the damn beer I drink!
:rofl:

 

[sdj374]

No, but I saw a hot girl picking a wedge yesterday and thought of you.

 

[alexpnz]

No, but I saw a hot girl picking a wedge yesterday and thought of you.

:thumbsup:

 

[jdb67]

I just went to McDonalds with my neighbor (shes cute!) and I tried to hold it in but I couldn't and I exploded. To make things worse, I turned the heat on and locked the power windows and laughed maniacally ........does that make me a bad person?

She thought it was funny.....:dunno:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I just choked on my coffee reading your post dude!!!:thumbsup:

 

[lurkingdirk]

There was this one time, after going on a new diet, that things got a bit spurious. So for three weeks I ate nothing but bran muffins, crab cakes, broccoli, and Taco Bell. I grew increasingly uncomfortable with the smell of my farts, but then realised I had a constant stream of "liquid fart" coming from my "area." It was bloody.

All in all it couldn't have been a lot worse. But it ended well with a rigorous colonoscopy administered four times a week (by surprise).

 

[titsrock]

Movie theater popcorn does it for me. I eat some of that shit and within 20 minutes my ass turns into a 4th of July fireworks show :o

 

[LukeEl]

Since I cannot eat meat pretty much of any kind, I eat alot of soy and that shit can produce some of the most smelliest and corrosive farts ever. So bad that I have seen steel rusting from it.

 

[STDiva]

Since I cannot eat meat pretty much of any kind, I eat alot of soy and that shit can produce some of the most smelliest and corrosive farts ever. So bad that I have seen steel rusting from it.

Dammit. Is this what I have to look forward to dating a vegan?

 

[LukeEl]

Dammit. Is this what I have to look forward to dating a vegan?

Oh yeah I dated a few and let's just say the methane they produce can power a small Vermont town for weeks.

 

[STDiva]

Oh yeah I dated a few and let's just say the methane they produce can power a small Vermont town for weeks.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Men and Women, discuss. :dunno:

Women don't fart! (as I've heard)