Epic facepalm.

[vodkazvictim]

I know a girl. She got into debt. She had a very bad time. Eventually she got in contact with some debt management people who got her out of debt.

Within a couple of years she was back in debt!

I talk to this girl, one day I said "If I die today, I can die happy; I've read war & peace, I've climbed Swiss mountains, I've thought the big thoughts."

She responded in a similar vein, including "I've bought some great clothes."

Is it me or is she stupid beyong belief? She's recently got out of debt.... AGAIN!!!

 

[STDiva]

She values clothes, you value shit books.

 

[Shifty]

You never read War and Peace.

 

[STDiva]

You never read War and Peace.

Read war and peace is slang for got bitched at by my wife.

 

[Mayhem]

If you've had all these big thoughts, why do you insist on bringing the little ones in here? :dunno:

 

[lurkingdirk]

You never read War and Peace.

I have read it. I don't see what the big deal is, frankly.

 

[BCT]

He put epic in the thread title

 

[L3ggy]

Vodka, here.

 

[PirateKing]

i once read Art of War. That muthafucka knew what he was talking about.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[robot_r0ck]

i once read Art of War. That muthafucka knew what he was talking about.

If only Pirates could read it.

 

[vodkazvictim]

She values clothes, you value shit books.

Shit, really? The classic that was issued to the Red army in order to raise their morale?
Have you read War & Peace? It's not the best, but it's by no means shit.
I've also read a great many other good books, but being as they aren't so epicly long I don't regard them as such a mammoth achievement.

Read war and peace is slang for got bitched at by my wife.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha

If you've had all these big thoughts, why do you insist on bringing the little ones in here? :dunno:

I'm stooping to your level.

 

[STDiva]

The original title was supposed to be War, what is it good for?