Quite liked this one:
"GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234. (and dance/house compilation CD's)."
He does use the old A++ from time to time aswell, in his unique way:
"seller confirmed no ******** or ******* were maimed during transaction : A+++"
"Item fired from 8" cannon, thro' the front of my house seconds after payment A++"
Quality :1orglaugh :rofl: :1orglaugh