its true. we have no fun. ever.
What? Editing a few thousand link descriptions a day isn't fun?
Well, last night was another Vampire Diaster. The PC which pretty much keeps the group from procrastinating was absent so the group spent most of their time trying to get up a cliff.
See, this is a Tremere Chronicle and the Tremere were mages at one point. They built this super secure fortress on the top of a mountain. You can only come up from one side (or so it appears) and the other side is a canyon with a sheer cliff at the back of the fortress with a fast flowing river at the bottom. It's very hard to climb except in 1 exact area which leads down to a secret entrance into the chantry.
Well, the game before this they spent the entire game trying to get down...they did so eventually.
One of the players is basically able to turn himself into this 8ft tall super strong monstrosity. He figured fuck this shit with using the rope (which is about 50ft above them, the others had to climb the cliff a bit before getting to the rope) and just climbed by sticking his fists into the cliff as he climbed. Kind of like climbing spikes. However, this destablized the cliff face and after he got to the top it crumbled. Now the incredibly hard to climb cliff face that the Tremere spend time magically putting into place is climbable...
To make matters worse, once they got to the top, they were spotted by the ass kicking demon hunting nuns that none of their powers work on due to the true faith of the nuns. So they all run (in opposite directions). The player who is the 8ft tall monstrosity runs back to the cliff edge (this is who the nuns were after anyways since he looks like the "demons" that are attacking the fortress) and belly flops into the river.
He then climbs the cliff again, in much the same way (but a little down from where the damage originally was done) and he gets to the top and the cliff face crumbles.
One of the PC's smacks his forhead and says, "Tremere really isn't going to like this." I'm looking forward to their next meeting with the head honcho.
Anyways, the 8ft monstrosity heads to where he figures everyone is meeting up and one of the nuns is in hiding and jumps him. The PC kills her horse by making a pool of lava appear under it but the nun vaults off the horse (so now they have ass kicking ninja demon hunting nuns - someone is calling them nunjas now

) and covers an arrow tip with holy water and goes to shoot it at the "demon". The PC tries shattering the nun's bow, but botches. Well, his spell succeeded but it also shattered the hand he used to cast the spell. At that point the PC had enough and opened a pool of lava under her. However, she did get her holy water covered dagger thrown at him before sinking into the lava...all in all the PC is now without a hand and has some agg damage from the holy water.
He gets back to town, handless, and the group starts poking around to try to accomplish their latest mission. To figure out where the humans have gone (this village is basically the fortress of vampire's pantry). The PC finds a corpse, cuts off it's hand, and reattaches it to his own stump (long live flesh craft) while another player decides to do something called "spirit touching" the corpse. This is basically a brand new toy he just purchased last game and has been dying to spirit touch something.
Well, the PC successfully spirit touches it and passes out from what she saw...once awake again, she relays the information and the PC who is of the same clan that took the humans declairs he rather go after teh ass kicking demon hunting nuns.
So....2 weeks. We shall see what ends up happening.