id been 19 for about 2 months, and my parents had just left to Italy for a whole month. so, what does a 19 year old do when hes left home alone for a month and money for "food"? party of course. i set up a beer pong table in the garage, a smoking tent in the backyard, and my video games in the living room(there werent girls over all the time haha) and various amounts of beer/booze depending on the night. this was a time when my friends and i didnt hold much restraint if you cant tell. we have learned the errors of our ways since. anywho...
about a week into "the month" as my friends have come to call it, i was in the tent out back and my brother gave me a call. he told me he was having a party at his house and that i should come over. so my best friend, and two of my other buddies picked up some brews and headed over. we knew a fair amount of people at the party, and started mingling.
one of my brothers friends was a white, 6', 170lbs, black hair, brown eyed chick. she also happened to be 34 at the time. well my brother and this chick with a couple of his other friends were in front talking with my brothers buddy who stopped by while on patrol (hes a cop).
my friends and I come out, and start talking to the 34 year old. one way or another, the conversation of her tits comes up. she mentions that their fake (34D if i remember right) and of course my friends and I start going "no way, we dont believe you, prove it". so after a few minutes of this she pulls her shirt up just enough so that we catch underboob and incision scars. you think that stopped us? nope.
this is where the "let us feel em" came up. she then proceeded to say "only he can" pointing at me (which i still dont understand honestly). so she took me into the back room, took her shirt and bra off, and let me have at it. so at this point i had enough booze in me to get ballsy, and i made the move from touching to pinching and then to sucking. followed by making out while standing there, and finally onto the bed. soon enough, i start getting a blowjob and while this is going great i realize i see shadows on the wall in front of me. i look up and see the eyes of my buddy in the window, which immediately makes me stop her, zip up and start thinking. first thing that came to mind? open house, but how to get there? were both drunk, and she wasnt gonna drive.
at that point, she grabs my bro, takes him aside, and tells him "i want to fuck your brother, get me to his house". he laughs at her, looks at me while im standing there with a giant grin on my face and laughs again. he tells us to stay put, then after a minute comes back and tells us he got us a ride. who with? his cop buddy of all fuckin people. so me and her jump in the back of the patrol car, he gets in the car with his partner and were off. i didnt find out until a few days later, but apparently we were making out the whole car ride, i was sucking on her tits, and fingering her. all in the back of a fuckin patrol car. we finally get to my place, thank my bros buddy, and get inside. not 5 seconds later were naked and in bed, goin at it the whole damn night. after getting maybe 2 hours sleep we both wake up and start fucking again, while the Niners game is on. once were all done and the Niners had lost, her two friends came and picked her up.
obviously we were both a little red in the face, but she gave me her number and she went on her way. weve fucked a few times since, usually just drunk booty calls or when were both hanging out with the same crowd. but that, is definitely in the top 5 of my drunken stories. believe it or not, but it happened, and it will always be an awesome thing.
