Don't You **** It When...

[Wizard Sleeves]

You go to change the channel on the TV only to notice the channel won't change because you need batteries, then being struck with the realization that you don't have batteries in your house(and when you do they are the wrong kind) and making you have to run to the store only to buy a stupid pack of batteries because you're too lazy to get up and change the channel manually by hand? Fuck.

Everyone has their pet peeves, post some of yours. Vent your anger.

 

[roronoa3000]

I **** it when Wiard Sleeves changes his fucking avatar to boobs without a face.

 

[PirateKing]

Tryin out your new battery bit for your stand-up act?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

My fingers are cold. I **** that a bit more.

 

[Wizard Sleeves]

Tryin out your new battery bit for your stand-up act?

Did you know the energizer bunny just got arrested? Charged with battery.

I **** it when Wiard Sleeves changes his fucking avatar to boobs without a face.

I'd tell you but then I'd have to **** you.

 

[StanScratch]

That's why I keep fresh batteries shoved up my ass at all times. It keeps me from those uncomfortable situations, plus it gives me an ever-so-slight kick.
And worry not...I keep AAA, AA, C. D and large flashlight batteries up there.

 

[PirateKing]

Did you know the energizer bunny just got arrested? Charged with battery.

Ohohohoho....you sir are hi-larious!:1orglaugh

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I **** it when I get up to get a soda and my nephew takes my seat.

 

[jod0565]

I **** that Energizer bunny.

 

[BlueBalls]

Take the batteries out of the remote, rub them between your hands and then switch them round and you're good for another week or so.

 

[jod0565]

Take your balls, rub them between your hands and then switch them round and you're good for another week or so.

Fixed!

It feels better, too!

 

[BlueBalls]

Fixed!

It feels better, too!

Self inflicted testicular torsion!? :eek:

Not a good idea.......

 

[lurkingdirk]

Self inflicted testicular torsion!? :eek:

Not a good idea.......

Better when another does it for you? :dunno: