Don't ya wish you had some sun?

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
well, the good news is that summer is just around the corner! plenty of sun in the forecast.

on a side note, i **** the sun.

"three pale **** held up a tanning booth last wednesday for some artificial sun. police say the boys scattered after they learn about the risk of melanoma from tanning booths. the nice fellow at the tanning booth assured customers that the threat has ******, although his dog is out of biscuits, all will be fine. reports state that gum fell out of his mouth as he gave the interview, leaving police to wonder, "why?"
 

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