Don't be shy guys!!

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5676 members and you would be lucky to find 10 women. This isn't Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.:mad:

Get a life and get a bird, or keep it in your pants - this thread is now too big to ignore.
 
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey
5676 members and you would be lucky to find 10 women. This isn't Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.:mad:

Get a life and get a bird, or keep it in your pants - this thread is now too big to ignore.

You see dicks everytime you are in a locker room, and you're not queer yet, right? So stop complaining and let Foxy Cougar and the other women on this board having some fun too, okay? :)
 
Point taken, Starman - But guys don't whip it out in the locker room for other peoples amusement!..haha! Look, I don't want to kick up a stink here, but for god's sake guys - keep the ol' one-eyed invader zipped up! I ain't gonna be back on this thread because i'm starting to feel sick! At least the guys from "Queer Eye" can keep it in their pants..haha!:D
 
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey
P.S - Are you a fan of David Bowie by any chance Starman?
Nope, I'm not, I took the nickname of other reasons, but I understand why you may think I am. :)
 

Hung Lo

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where did that monkey come from? that's a really nice monkey. i wanna spank your monkey :o
 

Brino

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Hung Lo said:
where did that monkey come from? that's a really nice monkey. i wanna spank your monkey :o

:rofl: Hung you sound a little gay there talking about Cheeky Monkey! :rofl:
 
Originally posted by Hung Lo
where did that monkey come from? that's a really nice monkey. i wanna spank your monkey :o
Reminds me of some of the lyrics to "House Me Teenage Rave" by Green Jellÿ... ;)

Man: Oh! Tell me you wanna touch me!
1st Woman: Tell you what?
Man: Oh yeah!
2nd Woman: Show me that monkey you got there!
1st Woman: Hey, what's the monkey?
Man: This is the monkey, baby! Say hi to the monkey! The monkey likes you!
1st Woman: It really does?
Man: Yeah, it does! He doesn't bite as long as you are nice to him! No, he won't bite you! I want you to pat the monkey now!
1st Woman: Is it like that?
Man: Yeah!
1st Woman: Is it alright there?
Man: Yeah! Oh oh, yeah!
1st Woman (talking with her mouth full): Oh wow, this is good!

Yahoo! Search Results for Green Jelly House Me Teenage Rave lyrics
 
You know, you guys know what this thread is about and if you don't like it, leave it alone! I don't post in threads that I don't agree with and I would appreciate the same courtesy.
 
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