Dolly Parton

[om3ga]

Well, Mr. 'Donkey Dick', oops, I'm sorry! My bad ... make that Donk E. Dick.

You DO have the option of NOT posting in this thread, too. See, no one's twisting your arm to click on the thread's link and thereby subjecting yourself to its content.

So ... why not exercise that right and leave it offends you so much???

:wave: Bye-Bye.

I couldn't have put it better myself, AxxxC............

 

[member20672]

1 post and -3 rep stones. I'm not an expert but that seems like a bad way to try to end a thread Mr. Dick

 

[RogueWolf]

Well...say what you want...call me what you want...but... I'd do her 15 years ago...and I'd do her now...

 

[McRocket]

Well...say what you want...call me what you want...but... I'd do her 15 years ago...and I'd do her now...

Well, I do not know if I would 'do' her now or not. I might. But I definitely would have 15 years ago - no questions asked.
Not only was she hot - but she seemed to be refreshingly straightforward.

 

[spiceworld]

Well...say what you want...call me what you want...but... I'd do her 15 years ago...and I'd do her now...

Yeah, but 15 years ago you were 15 years younger... i don't know how old you are, but i bet that you were still a minor...

 

[RogueWolf]

Yeah, but 15 years ago you were 15 years younger... i don't know how old you are, but i bet that you were still a minor...

That's a bet you would lose my friend. I was halfway through my 20's...

 

[spiceworld]

That's a bet you would lose my friend. I was halfway through my 20's...

Damn, i knew that betting wasn't really my thing !

 

[RogueWolf]

Yeah...I'm like Mcrocket...old...lol!

 

[McRocket]

Yeah...I'm like Mcrocket...old...lol!

To the average poster on this board...we are old.

In reality, I am middle aged (40-59).
Almost sounds worse.

 

[member20672]

Lets see, 15 years ago, Dolly would of been one of my grade school teachers. LOL

 

[RogueWolf]

Lets see, 15 years ago, Dolly would of been one of my grade school teachers. LOL

LOL...just a kid...

 

[member20672]

LOL...just a kid...

Figuring it out, I would of been in about Kindergarden or 1st grade. Damn I'm young:eek:

 

[poggy]

Hmmm....15 years ago I was 21 and running my own business and no I wouldn't have given her one then either.Just never liked her.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I'de still like to make a 3-eyed turtle with her and then glue her eyes shut!!!

 

[member2686]

:wtf: is a "3-eyed turtle?!" I'm clueless as to the meaning of this expression, but for some reason it has me laughing my ass off!!! :1orglaugh :rofl:

I'de still like to make a 3-eyed turtle with her and then glue her eyes shut!!!

 

[holdol]

LMAO as well

http://www.sexualpositionsfree.com/turposthreey.html:eek:

 

[spookie]

I like Dolly a lot, but lately she's been starting to look a bit peculiar with all that face surgery.
Wonder what she looks like naked . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I get the feeling that she'd possibly would look better with her clothes on than off.

 

[Gallo69]

Its kind of amazing that all the post are saying dolly are more negative than good, and yet everyone still posts on this thread. But i would like to see younger pics, if anyone has, which i doubt because she was so long ago in a galaxy far far away...

 

[BigSwede]

It would be hard to say no if she asks.
And if there´s a problem with her face there´s always the doggyposition.

 

[holdol]

Would not have minding doing a "9 to 5" with her back in the day

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3839/dollyparton00456kb.jpg
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/8969/dollyparton34sa.jpg

However, the 3 eyed turtle thing would not have been an option(for safety reasons)