Does your cock pass the Toilet Roll Test?

[STDiva]

I can't fit in a roll of packing tape.

 

[nightwanker]

I thought I'd pass this test and easily would get my cock inside, but Eva Notty made it so big - my cock just did not make it inside the damn roll.
Maybe next time... lol

Eva Notty - Awesome
http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...w-Challenger&p=7792942&viewfull=1#post7792942

 

[gunslingingbird]

I tried the test, only I used a can of Foster's with the top and bottom cut out, and I couldn't get my dick in past the head.

 

[Patrick_S]

People should have to pass an IQ test to be able to post on this forum. This ridiculous, dumb fucking shit has to stop.

 

[cestmoi2010]

You do realise that George Clooney has been inside her right?

Nah - knowing him and his reputation.....he probably has NOT! Even if he has - I don't care. If I had my way I'd be the last guy to bury my cock and other body parts inside her body

 

[alexpnz]

A while ago, a girl who knows my buddy mentioned to him that ALL her previous boyfriends passed the toilet roll test and it had him haunted :suicide:
Basically, it's a Penis Girth test: If your dick fits through a toilet roll then it's a Fail. If it can't fit, then you pass. Oh, and NO cheating by using an 'Asian size' toilet roll Anyway, if you want to know more, here are a few topics on it.

http://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/girth-test-toilet-paper-roll.html
http://www.virtualteen.org/forums/showthread.php?t=71160
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=136839773&page=1

So yea, basically my buddy wanted to see what the general consensus is before going insane.. I'd like to help him out. Much appreciated guys! :crying:

Why don't you try the Gun Barrel test and see if your nose fits in it?

BTW, that 2nd forum looks a lil' sketchy at best....ifyaknowhatimsayin?

 

[luis1972]

I'm still trying.....

 

[Jack Davenport]

I'd be happy if I could pass the Tootsie Roll test.

 

[MarriedMan]

Thank fuck for the hilarious responses, cause this thread was DOA.

 

[bobjustbob]

I don't know if I passed or failed. When flaccid anyone can get it into a roll. When it starts to pump up it's going to stay in the roll. That was my experience.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

So I tried this... I got it hard, and I started jabbing it in there, now I´ve got a toilet paper roll with about 20 holes in it on one side.... the fuck is this test good for? Apart from papercuts on your cock...

 

[BillyBob777]

Oh yes i passed that one as a kid.. My friends moms just loved for me to stay over..

 

[TheSpokenWheel]

Nah - knowing him and his reputation.....he probably has NOT! Even if he has - I don't care. If I had my way I'd be the last guy to bury my cock and other body parts inside her body

That sounded a little bit... morbid...

 

[HehehehehehehehehehahaHyena]

So I tried this... I got it hard, and I started jabbing it in there, now I´ve got a toilet paper roll with about 20 holes in it on one side.... the fuck is this test good for? Apart from papercuts on your cock...

Pics please.

 

[bobjustbob]

Makes me kind of wonder about this guy.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Ok, being the curious fucker that I am I tried this. I buy the value store brand of striking paper and maybe it is just me but it seems like they are making the roll a little larger than what I used to remember so they can put less paper on it. Anyway, I couldn't even get it to go over the head of my wonder missile so I guess that is a positive development.

Or maybe I am some kind of freak.

 

[Ovidius]

I'm a fan of the can of coke test. If you can pass it = emptying your nuts there is not enough room for your load inside the can, i will let you in, even if you failed the toilet paper roll test. There's no real filling without cream.

If anyone could suck such a load out of a cock, I am sure it would be you.

 

[zdenka]

How come I just knew there would be SO many big dick bastards here :crying:

I'm a fan of the can of coke test. If you can pass it = emptying your nuts there is not enough room for your load inside the can, i will let you in, even if you failed the toilet paper roll test. There's no real filling without cream.

Sabrina, you are the internet's filthiest, nastiest cock monger that I've had the pleasure of NOT meeting. You're truly a cunt whore and no doubt you take it as a compliment.

 

[Niels]

Whaha what a topic, but I actually pass with this test. If you want I can make pictures but I don't think that everybody wants that.

 

[Ari Dee]

The guys on this board obsess more over penis size than any woman I've ever met.