Alright, so here's a story. A couple years ago I ran into a rough patch and had to crash at my cousins' place for a while. Well while he was helping me move stuff out of my apartment to store at my ****' place he found some of my DVDs and asked if he could borrow them. I told him to go for it so he took a couple home with him. I was going to be bunking somewhere else for a couple of weeks so I didn't think anything of it. Well his girlfriend finds them. After I move in with them she says that she wants to watch a movie after she puts the baby down for the night. So my ******, his girlfriend and I sit down to watch a movie and what does she put in? One of my pornos. I don't know what she thought was going to happen but if she wanted to be part of the live reenactment it wasn't going to happen.
First off I don't ever want to see him naked ever. Secondly I didn't want to embarrass him when I dropped my boxers. Thirdly this girl is the poster ***** for the phrase "Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel".