Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

[The Joker]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

Spider-Girl was actually part of an alternate universe in Marvel much like the Ultimate universe.

That's what I meant by 'spinoff'. I'm familiar with the MC2 universe, and am very aware of Spider-Girl being without a doubt the most popular character out of that line of comics, but if I am not mistaken, the MC2 universe was essentially a spinoff/what if scenario of stuff going on during the mid-1990's. Like for instance the idea of Jessica Drew never having gained back her powers to become Spider-Woman. We know it's an alternate universe, and one that shouldnt really be considered a "possible future" since theres waaay too many continuity errors for that to happen.

That whole Clone Saga left a bad taste in my mouth with Marvel comics and caused me to leave Marvel until the Ultimate line was introduced. The Ultimate Universe comics are the only Marvel comics I read these days (except I did read the Civil War story but that was it). I do know that Marvel has tried to cancel Spider-Girl several times but fans kept bringing it back.

I guess I can see why. It's a fun series to read. And not one that makes one want to quit Spider-Man comics altogether like this "Brand New Day" stuff.

 

[RealMenSwallow]

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I think I will paraphrase the great ChefChiTown: "I am going to go make a tuna sandwich, and by the time I get back this thread will be gone"

 

[Timbobjambo]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

No rage/adrenaline causes erection problems, that my :2 cents:


[SIZE="-5"]I'm super serious [/SIZE]

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

I know I have the issue and voted for Superman.

I wouldn't mind seeing a two or three issue series where they meet again.

I wouldn't mind seeing another Marvel vs DC series. This time include Peter Parker and not Ben Reilly.

That's what I meant by 'spinoff'. I'm familiar with the MC2 universe, and am very aware of Spider-Girl being without a doubt the most popular character out of that line of comics, but if I am not mistaken, the MC2 universe was essentially a spinoff/what if scenario of stuff going on during the mid-1990's. Like for instance the idea of Jessica Drew never having gained back her powers to become Spider-Woman. We know it's an alternate universe, and one that shouldnt really be considered a "possible future" since theres waaay too many continuity errors for that to happen.



I guess I can see why. It's a fun series to read. And not one that makes one want to quit Spider-Man comics altogether like this "Brand New Day" stuff.

I won't even touch the "Brand New Day" graphic novel and I'm not sure if I want to touch the whole "Who's a Skrull?" story either. Didn't they just reveal that Jessica Drew is actually a Skrull like Elektra? I'll just stick to the Ultimate line. They might make changes but at least when they do them they're cool like turning Liz Allen into Firestar and having her leave the Spider-Man series to join the X-Men and also having Cable actually be the future version of Wolverine. Also the way Brian Michael Bendis did the clone saga in Ultimate Spider-Man was far better than the "616" version. In fact he made Spider-Woman a clone of Peter Parker in the Ultimate Universe.

 

[belgianass]

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have you seen the size of his hands ... he rips it out of his body if he's angry ... he would calm down though if he saws what he had in his hands ...

 

[DOA82]

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I wonder if the hulk has a big peter or a small peter?

I'm gonna check this thread again in a week, my money says "Banned" is gonna be your new nickname.

 

[LBP 76]

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That question has never occured to me.

Nor am I the least bit sorry that it hasen't.

 

[anomaly]

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More heterosexual dick love.............hmmmm:1orglaugh

 

[Master_Gio]

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You know, i was just making a joke about the Hulk's balsl the otehr day...

Anywho, considering everything else grows, I would guess, yeah, his dick gets bigger, too. So, he might have the biggest set in the Marvel verse, well, other than Galactus or Giant Man, when he grows, i suppose.

 

[Becks...poamr]

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Well, that's an interesting question, I'll grant you that...

 

[D-rock]

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Maybe he just gets big everywhere else besides that so he can compensate for his shortcoming and no one will notice. Alas, I’m not an expert in looking at that sort of stuff.

 

[The Joker]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

I won't even touch the "Brand New Day" graphic novel and I'm not sure if I want to touch the whole "Who's a Skrull?" story either. Didn't they just reveal that Jessica Drew is actually a Skrull like Elektra? I'll just stick to the Ultimate line. They might make changes but at least when they do them they're cool like turning Liz Allen into Firestar and having her leave the Spider-Man series to join the X-Men and also having Cable actually be the future version of Wolverine. Also the way Brian Michael Bendis did the clone saga in Ultimate Spider-Man was far better than the "616" version. In fact he made Spider-Woman a clone of Peter Parker in the Ultimate Universe.

Yeah, I went ahead and bit the bullet on giving "Brand New Day" a try, and damn ... I havent felt that empty reading a Spider-Man comic since the mid 1990's when Marvel tried selling Ben Reilly as the REAL Spidey with almost every villain in his rogues gallery getting a lame revamped appearance.

Yeah, the Jessica Drew who began making appearances in New Avengers, Civil War, and Secret Invasion has been revealed as a Skrull, but I've read Bendis plans on re-introducing the real deal Jessica sometime next year in her very own title. This is apparently why the Spider-Woman (who is now a Skrull) never got her own Spider-Woman title prior to Secret Invasion.

I like the ultimate line as well. They take some real liberties with the characters, and sometimes they pay off, sometimes I find them lackluster. But it's a universe where stuff like that can be tolerated unlike the regular "616" Marvel Universe.

 

[tunsty]

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If The Hulk gets a big dick..
does that mean that She-Hulk grows massive tits? :boobies: :dunno:

 

[CRASHnBURN]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

If The Hulk gets a big dick..
does that mean that She-Hulk grows massive tits? :boobies: :dunno:

This she-hulk got a nice figure.

http://www.zbrushcentral.com/zbc/attachment.php?attachmentid=37066

 

[LUVbigboobs]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

I don't think penises generally get bigger when the guy who owns it gets MAD, so my answer would have to be "No." Now, when The Hulk gets SEXUALLY AROUSED...

 

[The Joker]

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This she-hulk got a nice figure.

http://www.zbrushcentral.com/zbc/attachment.php?attachmentid=37066

She-Hulk in the Marvel Comics has a nice figure as well.

She also gets around too. Seriously! She's definately one of the more promiscuous characters appearing in superhero comics today.

 

[Master_Gio]

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She-Hulk in the Marvel Comics has a nice figure as well.

She also gets around too. Seriously! She's definately one of the more promiscuous characters appearing in superhero comics today.

I think the biggest slut in the marvel Universe is the Black Widow, though. Aside, from Spider-Man, Punisher, and the Hulk (maybe cause of his huge dick!), she may have fucked every hero in that universe! :1orglaugh

 

[The Joker]

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I think the biggest slut in the marvel Universe is the Black Widow, though. Aside, from Spider-Man, Punisher, and the Hulk (maybe cause of his huge dick!), she may have fucked every hero in that universe! :1orglaugh

Yeah, I really dont keep up with the Black Widow too much, but you definately have a point in her getting around. Another female character that gets around from what I've been told is the Black Cat. Hell, I didnt even know she apparently slept with Luke Cage till someone pointed it out to me.

Funny thing about the Hulk ( and his huge dick! ), is that there was a time where Bruce actually slept with Emil Blonsky's wife (the Abomination) in the Marvel Comics. But I believe it's now been apparently retconed out of continuity. Thankfully, Banner didnt transform during the deed. :eek:

 

[Gordar]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

Isn't it the muscle mass that grows when the hulk gets angry? If so, his dick wouldn't grow at all, as a penis grows thanks to blood filling the spongy erectile tissue chambers.

This would mean that an angry Hulk would have a very small dick compared to his size... (unless bruce has a huge dick when he's not angry, of course)

 

[jibbijib]

Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

My penis gets angry sometimes.


But it doesn't get bigger, it just spits alot.