Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets angry

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That would depend if he is incredibly horny. Don't cha think?! :crash:

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Why is it that his pants never rip? His shirt gets torn to shreds but his purple pants always stay on. Makes you think.
 
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It's quite possible he could grow a 3ft green cockmonster when he gets angry....It might make a damn good weapon too if he swung it at his enemies.

There is, of course, the question about his spooge. If he soaked someone with spooge, would it melt them like Alien blood?
 
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It shrinks? :dunno:
 
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This question reminds me of Brody asking Stan Lee in Mallrats if The Thing's dick was made of orange rock as well? :D

As for the Hulk's lust lava ... I figure exposure to the Hulk's gamma-spunk would result in cancer.

Much like the case in Spider-Man: Reign. Which was a story taking place in a possible future and eventually revealed that Mary Jane died of cancer some time before due to exposure to Peter's radioactive bodily fluids over the years.

Like the Schwartz ... there can be a upside and a downside when it comes to being a superhero unfortunately. :(
 

pitino

are you talking to me?
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haven't reach that deep thoughts, yet.

still try to figure out why he turns green and not another color
 

Marlo Manson

Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
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Are you fuckin serious?? :rolleyes: :lame: :ban2:
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PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

What happens if the Invisible Woman is taking a shit when she's invisible? THAT is the real question!
 
Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

What happens if the Invisible Woman is taking a shit when she's invisible? THAT is the real question!

Reminds me of another question.

What would look like New-York City if Flash is having diarrhea?
 
Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

This question reminds me of Brody asking Stan Lee in Mallrats if The Thing's dick was made of orange rock as well? :D

As for the Hulk's lust lava ... I figure exposure to the Hulk's gamma-spunk would result in cancer.

Much like the case in Spider-Man: Reign. Which was a story taking place in a possible future and eventually revealed that Mary Jane died of cancer some time before due to exposure to Peter's radioactive bodily fluids over the years.

Like the Schwartz ... there can be a upside and a downside when it comes to being a superhero unfortunately. :(

Wasn't it revealed that Spider-Man and Mary Jane couldn't have kids or something because of his radioactive blood. I think this was around the horrible clone saga. I think I have it somewhere but only as single magazine form and those are all tucked away in boxes in a crawl space.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
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No, it doesn't. I also don't buy into his strength increasing the angrier he becomes. He has a limit or he would explode.

Also, even the Hulk knows he would be beaten by Superman.


Why is it that his pants never rip? His shirt gets torn to shreds but his purple pants always stay on. Makes you think.

A Reed Richards invention.
 
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Reminds me of another question.

What would look like New-York City if Flash is having diarrhea?

What does Flash having a diaarhea have anything to do with New York City?

serious question btw.

And who is faster? Superman or the Flash? I honestly don't know the answer.

@op:

I think he got a green penis because it would really suck if his penis is still white.... like a bad tanline or something.
 
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Wasn't it revealed that Spider-Man and Mary Jane couldn't have kids or something because of his radioactive blood. I think this was around the horrible clone saga. I think I have it somewhere but only as single magazine form and those are all tucked away in boxes in a crawl space.
I'm not sure about that one.

I do remember the Green Goblin (Norman) returning shortly after the Clone Saga, Mary Jane having an apparent miscarriage, Norman Osborn possibly abducting the child (a plotline left in limbo), and Peter and MJ entering therapy together.

It probably just boils down to whoever is writing Spider-Man at the time on if Peter Parker and Mary Jane can have children. Cause wasnt it around the Clone Saga time where Spider-Girl was introduced and was largely a spinoff of what was going on in the Marvel Universe during the mid 1990's?
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
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It doesn't matter as long as he stays calm.:rolleyes:
 
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This could make for a good porn monster-cock site. Get some guy with a REAL monster cock and some muscles, paint him up green, etc....

Wait, where's Lou Ferrigno??
 
Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

No, it doesn't. I also don't buy into his strength increasing the angrier he becomes. He has a limit or he would explode.

Also, even the Hulk knows he would be beaten by Superman.




A Reed Richards invention.
The Hulk was defeated by Superman during the Marvel vs DC war but of course the fans voted it that way.
What does Flash having a diaarhea have anything to do with New York City?

serious question btw.

And who is faster? Superman or the Flash? I honestly don't know the answer.

@op:

I think he got a green penis because it would really suck if his penis is still white.... like a bad tanline or something.
The Flash is faster than Superman and did beat him in a race.
I'm not sure about that one.

I do remember the Green Goblin (Norman) returning shortly after the Clone Saga, Mary Jane having an apparent miscarriage, Norman Osborn possibly abducting the child (a plotline left in limbo), and Peter and MJ entering therapy together.

It probably just boils down to whoever is writing Spider-Man at the time on if Peter Parker and Mary Jane can have children. Cause wasnt it around the Clone Saga time where Spider-Girl was introduced and was largely a spinoff of what was going on in the Marvel Universe during the mid 1990's?
Spider-Girl was actually part of an alternate universe in Marvel much like the Ultimate universe. That whole Clone Saga left a bad taste in my mouth with Marvel comics and caused me to leave Marvel until the Ultimate line was introduced. The Ultimate Universe comics are the only Marvel comics I read these days (except I did read the Civil War story but that was it). I do know that Marvel has tried to cancel Spider-Girl several times but fans kept bringing it back.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Re: Do you think the incredible hulk has a huge green penis that grows when he gets a

The Hulk was defeated by Superman during the Marvel vs DC war but of course the fans voted it that way.

I know I have the issue and voted for Superman. :D

I wouldn't mind seeing a two or three issue series where they meet again.
 
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