Do you practice kung fu when your alone!?

Do you practice Kung fu when your alone?

  • Yes

    Votes: 8 21.1%
  • No

    Votes: 22 57.9%
  • A couple times

    Votes: 1 2.6%
  • Only after I watch kung fu movies

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Total voters
    38
shit no im nearly 6'5 and weigh a hair over 300 i aint no jackie chan my body dont move like that .

but i must admit i do pratice punching and ground and proud( mma talk ) on a punching bag

growing up in michigan aint so easy you know so you better know how to take care of yourself if you have to
 
No, but I do sometimes imagine that I'm fighting off a bunch of genetically engineered super puppies that shoot diet Pepsi out of their asses.

I am usually victorius but it is one hell of a fight!!!
 
Well not anymore. when I was seven maybe. If I heard some kool music or something I would start doing my gung fu and ninja samurai master trickeration sensation.
 
To answer the question as presented in the initial thread, no. I firmly believe that any act of violence, practice or otherwise, should only be enacted when in the presence of an adversary. I mean, how do you "practice" milking a cow?

In martial arts it's called pumses or katas.

They are practiced because there is an element of whatever discipline martial arts which involves perfecting techniques with or without an opponent.
 
Yes I do....I have practised for 20 years and I am going insane...its been 20 years already and other people are buying the Wii but I still practise KungFu day in and day out...I can't get past the bees and the guy who throws a boomerang around...once I made it to the magician and knocked his head clean off....still I have yet to master the jump/kick...I am told there are 5 levels and then you repeat the whole thing but I JUST CAN'T GET IT!!!!
 

Wainkerr99

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Funny you should bring this back sir A.

I .........was thinking that.............................................I ...............really wanted to watch ..............................one of those............................old gungfu movies from yesteryear - the ones Tarantino seems to love so much, well, so many people actually.

I really was in the mood to watch a few. When the attacker..........defender................speaks all out of sync with the English, due to dubbing.

"You think you can challenge me?"
"Ha."
 
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