Do you practice kung fu when your alone!?

[jdb67]

No.
Jod Chan just doesn't sound right.

I dont know, when you say it fast and and drop the "D"....

 

[Artimus]

Do the ***-Katas from Equilibrium count?

 

[anairhead999]

not really

 

[a50]

no but i might start now.

 

[thebear247]

shit no im nearly 6'5 and weigh a hair over 300 i aint no jackie chan my body dont move like that .

but i must admit i do pratice punching and ground and proud( mma talk ) on a punching bag

growing up in michigan aint so easy you know so you better know how to take care of yourself if you have to

 

[BlueBalls]

No, but I do sometimes imagine that I'm fighting off a bunch of genetically engineered super puppies that shoot diet Pepsi out of their asses.

I am usually victorius but it is one hell of a fight!!!

 

[yaheem]

Well not anymore. when I was seven maybe. If I heard some kool music or something I would start doing my gung fu and ninja samurai master trickeration sensation.

 

[Hot Mega]

To answer the question as presented in the initial thread, no. I firmly believe that any act of violence, practice or otherwise, should only be enacted when in the presence of an adversary. I mean, how do you "practice" milking a cow?

In martial arts it's called pumses or katas.

They are practiced because there is an element of whatever discipline martial arts which involves perfecting techniques with or without an opponent.

 

[GabberMan]

Always fight like this:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=50e_1236863871

 

[HumpbopOH]

Yes I do....I have practised for 20 years and I am going insane...its been 20 years already and other people are buying the Wii but I still practise KungFu day in and day out...I can't get past the bees and the guy who throws a boomerang around...once I made it to the magician and knocked his head clean off....still I have yet to master the jump/kick...I am told there are 5 levels and then you repeat the whole thing but I JUST CAN'T GET IT!!!!

 

[cartman24]

I can honestly say that I never have. Though I wouldn't doubt that I may someday haha.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Funny you should bring this back sir A.

I .........was thinking that.............................................I ...............really wanted to watch ..............................one of those............................old gungfu movies from yesteryear - the ones Tarantino seems to love so much, well, so many people actually.

I really was in the mood to watch a few. When the attacker..........defender................speaks all out of sync with the English, due to dubbing.

"You think you can challenge me?"
"Ha."

 

[Skyraider22]

After I watch a couple of movies:glugglug:

 

[himperv203]

I dont know Kung fu although I wish i did,

 

[D-rock]

No, but I do sometimes imagine that I'm fighting off a bunch of genetically engineered super puppies that shoot diet Pepsi out of their asses.

Uhhhh, diet Pepsi. I bet that taste worse than what normally comes out of theer asses.

 

[BlueBalls]

Uhhhh, diet Pepsi. I bet that taste worse than what normally comes out of theer asses.

I dont drink it D-Rock, you silly silly man :nono:

It's a defense mechanism.




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