Do you have a nickname?

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Yep, people call me either Lager because I tend to drink that alot and "The Captain" because when my friend and I used to trip on schrooms and acid. I would have a tendency to navigate my friends in from a bad trip.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
I'm known as "The Hat" or "Dildo" to some.
 
I've been called many things before. Now, people just call me by my name. I also answer to "Hey, asshole!"
 
My friends and brother call me "TurtleFuck".

It's a long story and not that interesting, but basically, when I was younger, I fucked a few turtles.

No, I'm not an asshole. I don't abuse animals, thank you. They were already dead when I found them.
 
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