Digital Playground's Pirates II Premier Event

christianxxx

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I attended this event last night and it was phenomenal. Here is my blog entry with stories and pics....

http://cwians.typepad.com/christian_sings_the_blues/2008/09/digital-playgro.html

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Thanks for the info. I can't wait to watch this movie, I'm just waiting for it to be delivered. I loved the first one.

Hey, I can't wait to see. Too bad I almost one it on the playboy radio show night calls. I am going to buy it anyway. Everybody let me know how good it is. It is a 4 disc dvd!! Can't wait!
 
I didn't know they had premiers for porno movies. I just thought they were shown in run-down theaters where sad creepy guys masturbate without shame or dignity.
 
It looks terrible. I don't really want to see my favorite pornstars trying to act when they can't even fake an orgasm.

and who really cares about special effects in porn? I don't know if you realize this, but they make real movies and they spend like a 100 million on the special effects. I watch porn because I want to see people fucking. no more, no less.

now if francis ford coppala wants to shoot a hardcore cum shot between brad and angelina, heck yeah, i'll watch it. but otherwise, leave the movie making up to the people that do it best. sure pornstars are great at what they do, but there's a reason why tiger woods doesn't play baseball.
 
As much as I like Jenna Haze, big budget story plot driven porno's never really do it for me, I mean a 15 minute scene is more than enough, to have to sit down and watch an entire porno does not sound that appealing to me.

Calpoon said it, who really cares about special effects and fantastic sets really? Is that what people look at when they watch porn? No.
 
the reason that guys buy these movies is because they think it will get them laid. It doesn't work, and you can't return a porno once it's opened.
 
the reason that guys buy these movies is because they think it will get them laid. It doesn't work, and you can't return a porno once it's opened.

I don't buy these type of movies because it will get me laid. I watch them because I enjoy the plot as well as the fucking. I can't sit there and watch a "normal" porno where there is no point as to why they are fucking. Give me a story, give me a reason for them fucking. I think it has a lot to do with the fact that I'm a huge movie fan but when I'm watching movies like Pirates I don't even get off to them because I'm not watching them for that. If I want to get off, a 30 second clip at Freeones is more than enough.
 
there is no point as to why they are fucking....If I want to get off, a 30 second clip at Freeones is more than enough.

you answered your own question. why else would they fuck? why else would you watch them fuck?

:eek: my brain is going to explode.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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I for one.. dont have the best imagination. Soo.. when there's an actual story to it that I can believe, it heightens the context of the erotica, IMO.

Do people fuck? Yes. Do people do it just cuz they want to? Sure. Does that mean that when people.. IRL.. fuck for reasons like that after-argument sex, or getting back together with an ex kinda reunion sex.. isnt that better than just normal pound'n'***** sex?

I apply that to my porn as well. Can I believe most of the situations in most movies? Hell no. The guys are ugly, the chicks have too much makeup on.. and no, the plumber doesnt get laid every trip he takes out to someone's house nor do most plumbers look-like, fuck, or speak like pornstars. Pirates was an excellent movie.. a bit cheesy, but the actors/actresses all looked attractive.. the set design helped the erotic aura of the scene, and dammit.. at the very least how often do porn chicks dress up in pirate costumes? lol

I'm tired of lingierie, hose.. stockings and normal bullshit. I wanna see some halloween costumes like pirates, sexy old nurse uniforms (NOT SCRUBS!) and all that.
 
Ok, I'll give you that one about the outfits.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
You never know ;) He's young, fit and healthy (your type) You Might be in for a good night. Let us know how it works out :hatsoff:

::right clicks, saves it::

::looks around, guilty::

Um, no.. wouldnt ***** of it.

::visits his myspace page::

Aw, gawd.. I **** it when the music automatically plays. Who didnt see that song coming?
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
You never know ;) He's young, fit and healthy (your type)

Wait, no it isnt! I havent sexed anyone under the age of thirty... um.. six? thirty five? I like a lil maturity.. and big, beautiful tits.. not those flat, androgynous teens!

Unless you include that 9 year old I had..

... AHEM, when I was 11!! Didnt wanna leave out that part. I dont even remember if we really did it, but I recall going behind the house multiple times and doing various things. My heart was racing the whole time.

I thought she was cute back then, I wonder whatever became of her. Probably pregnant with her second *** now. Hmph.
 
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