Deepak Chopra caused the earthquake?

[Red Spyder]

WTF?
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/chopra-blames-own-meditation-for-baja-quake/19426755

"Had a powerful meditation just now -- caused an earthquake in Southern California," Chopra wrote to his nearly 179,000 Twitter followers shortly after the quake.

I just had a powerful dump that same morning, maybe it was me who caused it....

 

[STDiva]

lol. If meditation could cause real life events, a lot of presidents would be dead.

 

[BlueBalls]

lol. If meditation could cause real life events, a lot of presidents would be dead.

But - but a lot of presidents are dead ....... ::gasp!:: ..... oh my fucking god! :eek:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Deepak "Douchiest Name in History" Chopra needs to shut the fuck up and go buy a 2 dollar whore! Fuck this guy and his ego!

Everyone knows earthquakes happen because my cock slips out of my hand and hits the ground.

 

[StanScratch]

Deepak "Douchiest Name in History" Chopra needs to shut the fuck up and go buy a 2 dollar whore! Fuck this guy and his ego!

Everyone knows earthquakes happen because my cock slips out of my hand and hits the ground.

Is that even possible? When we were playing "Ride the mongoose", you were laying (or is it lying) face down on the floor and your cock was STILL two inches from the ground.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Is that even possible? When we were playing "Ride the mongoose", you were laying (or is it lying) face down on the floor and your cock was STILL two inches from the ground.

Don't hate in public when behind doors you know you appreciate my legendary, glorious, huge penis!

On a side note, come to think of it, if this douchebag Deepak "douchiest name in history" Chopra is TAKING RESPONSIBILITY for the earthquake, to teach him a valuable lesson. He should have to pay for any damages that was caused during the earthquake. If he does, well, see you in court buddy.

 

[Elwood70]

On a side note, come to think of it, if this douchebag Deepak "douchiest name in history" Chopra is TAKING RESPONSIBILITY for the earthquake, to teach him a valuable lesson. He should have to pay for any damages that was caused during the earthquake. If he does, well, see you in court buddy.

Didn't two people die also?

He's confessing to a crime....charge him.Negligent homicide,destruction of property,etc.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Didn't two people die also?

He's confessing to a crime....charge him.Negligent homicide,destruction of property,etc.

That was on the Mexico side. He would have to be taken to Mexico to be tried for his criimes. I was merely speaking for the American judicial system.

I'm kind of wondering what he would say (and how he would react) if he was brought up on charges both domestic and international for what he admitted on his Twitter.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Yeah, and according to Jerry Falwell New Orleans was destroyed by Hurricana Katrina because the people there worship false idols. Gotta love the religious kooks! :thumbsup:

 

[Elwood70]

That was on the Mexico side. He would have to be taken to Mexico to be tried for his criimes. I was merely speaking for the American judicial system.

I'm kind of wondering what he would say (and how he would react) if he was brought up on charges both domestic and international for what he admitted on his Twitter.

Oh okay,thanks for the clarification.


I'd like to see that myself,there's nothing quite like seeing someones' reaction to a called bluff.

...especially if it involves the phrase "tried in Mexico"

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Oh okay,thanks for the clarification.


I'd like to see that myself,there's nothing quite like seeing someones' reaction to a called bluff.

...especially if it involves the phrase "tried in Mexico"

Well, if he gets sent to prison, all he would have to do is meditate and tear the walls down and escape. Of course, it might be hard meditating while getting a Mexican burrito shoved up your rear... :dunno:

 

[Elwood70]

Well, if he gets sent to prison, all he would have to do is meditate and tear the walls down and escape. Of course, it might be hard meditating while getting a Mexican burrito shoved up your rear... :dunno:

I don't think he'd make it that far...

 

[roronoa3000]

But - but a lot of presidents are dead ....... ::gasp!:: ..... oh my fucking god! :eek:

I think you are on to something here!:eek:

 

[karan323]

why are we discussing this in the first place??

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Because this article is hilarious and goes to show how big of a douchebag he is :hatsoff:

 

[on]

Well, if he gets sent to prison, all he would have to do is meditate and tear the walls down and escape. Of course, it might be hard meditating while getting a Mexican burrito shoved up your rear... :dunno:

you would be suprised how well meditation can work to take your mind off things!

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Well that just put the final nail in the coffin for spirituality,
Thanks Deickpac.
Now I'm just another fundie.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Well that just put the final nail in the coffin for spirituality,
Thanks Deickpac.
Now I'm just another fundie.

Maybe you should just take some time out and mediate on things.

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

Because this article is hilarious and goes to show how big of a douchebag he is :hatsoff:

The sad thing is when he started out, he was a great philosopher.
granted ALLOT of his stuff seemed like utter bullshit, but he had some really profound teachings that helped me allot.
Then he went bat shit and started talking about preforming feats that he read in an X Men comic.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

The sad thing is when he started out, he was a great philosopher.
granted ALLOT of his stuff seemed like utter bullshit, but he had some really profound teachings that helped me allot.
Then he went bat shit and started talking about preforming feats that he read in an X Men comic.

I found out about him in that Robin Williams movie One Hour Photo.

His early stuff, from the wee bit I read, seemed inspirational and whatnot. Bumper sticker slogans in book form. Beyond that I always kind of found him to be full of himself. This article shows that big time. Next thing you know you will be seeing photos of him and Criss Angel hanging out in Las Vegas.