December 21, 2012 (whats gonna happen???)

DECEMBER 21, 2012 (WHATS GONNA HAPPEN???)

  • NOT A DAMN THING ITS BULLSHIT LIKE Y2K

    Votes: 144 85.7%
  • TIME JUST STOPS

    Votes: 7 4.2%
  • MAJOR NATURAL DISASTERS

    Votes: 11 6.5%
  • KISS YOUR ASS GOOD BYE LIFE AS WE KNOW IT ENDS

    Votes: 17 10.1%

  • Total voters
    168
not a damn thing
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
I have read and translated the apocryphic texts written on the lavatory walls of a Mayan pyramid in Southern Guatemala. I can assure you: Amazing things will happen on Dec. 21, 2012

- Lenny Dykstra will suddenly become literate.

- Joanne K. Rowling will publish a decent book

- Only four weeks before her inauguration as President of the United Emirates of America, Sarah Palin will elope with Mr. T

- The IOC will confirm that the winner of the ladies marathon at the London Olympics, South Africa's Abebe Luvumbu, is actually a wildebeest.

- A sex tape of Osama Bin Laden getting fisted by Lindsay Lohan will air on PBS.


Remember: You've read it here first!

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feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
I'm putting o my black slack, white shirt, Nike low tops and will wait in my room to be beamed aboard the spaceship that will emerge from the dark side of the moon
 
well i never heard anything about 09/09/09 just like 06/06/06 but
this 12/21/12 has way to many "smart people" speaking on it.... :spump:

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned 11/11/11. That's when I plan on kissing my ass goodbye! Well, either that, or surfing FreeOnes and then jerking off. Either way, I'm good. :thumbsup:
 
I have read and translated the apocryphic texts written on the lavatory walls of a Mayan pyramid in Southern Guatemala. I can assure you: Amazing things will happen on Dec. 21, 2012

- Lenny Dykstra will suddenly become literate.

- Joanne K. Rowling will publish a decent book

- Only four weeks before her inauguration as President of the United Emirates of America, Sarah Palin will elope with Mr. T

- The IOC will confirm that the winner of the ladies marathon at the London Olympics, South Africa's Abebe Luvumbu, is actually a wildebeest.

- A sex tape of Osama Bin Laden getting fisted by Lindsay Lohan will air on PBS.


Remember: You've read it here first!

Oh, okay. I read the same thing, but must of incorrectly translated the part about Sarah Palin. I thought it said she would elope with Ice-T. My mistake. :dunno:
 
a video will appear on you-tube showing elvis butt fucking michael jackson along with with ted kennedy filming the whole thing, the internet will implode due to the downloading and we'll all have to get new day jobs which will finally turn this economy around.
 
Anyone ever see The End Genesis Evangelion?I'm hoping that it's something like what happened in at the end of the anime.All of humanity pretty much pops and turns into a huge pink vapor stew,and their souls merge into one.Eventually(though not fully explained),humanity is restarted.

Maybe if we get a giant reset button pushed,mankind will figure out how to coexist with each other.
 
a video will appear on you-tube showing elvis butt fucking michael jackson along with with ted kennedy filming the whole thing, the internet will implode due to the downloading and we'll all have to get new day jobs which will finally turn this economy around.

that is just wrong fucking funny as hell though.... :D
 
we are going to be three years older from now (if we are around) and beating each other up over the next presidential candidate, Obama will have a hadr time being reelected that is if his ass hasnt been fired by then. Porn is gonna suck since they are going to run out of things to do.
 
i personal think its just when the mayan calendar resets. nothin crazy. then again i hear rumors that supposedly its all supposed to end some time in 2011 as well? somethin about a radical christian radio host who says that some day in 2011 is exactly 4000 years since the flood and its supposed to b the end of it all. lemme look into it a bit more.....
 
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