It might snow?
Christmas shopping?
:dunno::crash:
Christmas shopping?
:dunno::crash:
The Zebulonians attack from the far off galaxy of Alpha Beta Gamma Omega 6 3 4 5!:eek:
The internet will stop working completely and we gotta get our porn the old fashioned way of masturbating to Sears catalogs. Encyclopedia sales are also going to sky-rocket as a result of this. Cats and dogs will finally resolve their differences. If the world does actually end though, with my luck I'll finally win the lottery and I will suppose to have had a date with Jordana Brewster on 12/22/12
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
It's prooooobably gonna snow. And, I'm probably going to masturbate to the most current celebrity nipple slip pictures on the internet.
Same as 9/9/09 -- Nothing
well i never heard anything about 09/09/09 just like 06/06/06 but
this 12/21/12 has way to many "smart people" speaking on it.... :spump:
GregCentauro
Banned
I have read and translated the apocryphic texts written on the lavatory walls of a Mayan pyramid in Southern Guatemala. I can assure you: Amazing things will happen on Dec. 21, 2012
- Lenny Dykstra will suddenly become literate.
- Joanne K. Rowling will publish a decent book
- Only four weeks before her inauguration as President of the United Emirates of America, Sarah Palin will elope with Mr. T
- The IOC will confirm that the winner of the ladies marathon at the London Olympics, South Africa's Abebe Luvumbu, is actually a wildebeest.
- A sex tape of Osama Bin Laden getting fisted by Lindsay Lohan will air on PBS.
Remember: You've read it here first!
- Lenny Dykstra will suddenly become literate.
- Joanne K. Rowling will publish a decent book
- Only four weeks before her inauguration as President of the United Emirates of America, Sarah Palin will elope with Mr. T
- The IOC will confirm that the winner of the ladies marathon at the London Olympics, South Africa's Abebe Luvumbu, is actually a wildebeest.
- A sex tape of Osama Bin Laden getting fisted by Lindsay Lohan will air on PBS.
Remember: You've read it here first!
Really?
I thought it was just the "special people". You know, the kind of people who believe giant lizards control the world
.Really?
I thought it was just the "special people". You know, the kind of people who believe giant lizards control the world
Scientology?
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Shit's gonna hit the fan, and I can finally say, "I told you so" to all of the people that thought I was foolish for buying canned food, water, and other assorted...."necessities".
You're thinking of Xenu the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy. Don't be fooled by his outwardly lizard like appearance, he's an alien. And aliens don't count. Unless you're Tom Cruise, then they count big time!
What I'm talking about are The Reptilian Humanoid's......
They rule the world don't you know ... with holograms and .... something :dunno:
Mayans,nostradamus,religious prohecies all IMO have the same amount of validity which is none.Compared to what we know now they are all like neanderthals.
Reminds me of a 19th century group in the US known as the "Millerites".
"The Millerites were the followers of the teachings of William Miller who, in 1833, first shared publicly his belief in the coming Second Advent of Jesus Christ in roughly the year 1843."
Eventually they got it down to a specific day October 22, 1844.The day came and went with no Jesus and they were very disappointed.:bowdown::1orglaugh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millerites
Reminds me of a 19th century group in the US known as the "Millerites".
"The Millerites were the followers of the teachings of William Miller who, in 1833, first shared publicly his belief in the coming Second Advent of Jesus Christ in roughly the year 1843."
Eventually they got it down to a specific day October 22, 1844.The day came and went with no Jesus and they were very disappointed.:bowdown::1orglaugh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millerites
We knew nothing then, and we know nothing now.
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