Dear Bennihanna

any one else a little turned off of how ava devine gets a little too sweaty/slobbered in saliva in some of her scenes? let me here what you think
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Dear Bennihanna:


My ******* year-old ******** is taking her girlfriend to the prom. Yes, I said GIRLfriend. I have tried to convince her otherwise, but to no avail. I also found some copies of Maxim under her mattress, along with some movie magazines where she cut out the faces of Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio and replaced them with Portia deRossi. Should I worry, or should I just accept her "alternative lifestyle"?

signed, Desperate In Detroit
 
Dear Bennihanna:


My ******* year-old ******** is taking her girlfriend to the prom. Yes, I said GIRLfriend. I have tried to convince her otherwise, but to no avail. I also found some copies of Maxim under her mattress, along with some movie magazines where she cut out the faces of Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio and replaced them with Portia deRossi. Should I worry, or should I just accept her "alternative lifestyle"?

signed, Desperate In Detroit



Good luck with that ;)
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Dear Bennihanna:


My ******* year-old ******** is taking her girlfriend to the prom. Yes, I said GIRLfriend. I have tried to convince her otherwise, but to no avail. I also found some copies of Maxim under her mattress, along with some movie magazines where she cut out the faces of Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio and replaced them with Portia deRossi. Should I worry, or should I just accept her "alternative lifestyle"?

signed, Desperate In Detroit

::bites lip and runs from the topic::

whew..

::runs to the Lindsay Lohan topic::

mm... lesbians..of consenting age..
 
mm... lesbians..of consenting age..

mm nothin like it

http://www.computerpodmovies.com/210/silversarahjudygPcHnt.htm

http://www.hardsextgp.com/les425/lesbianswetpics.html

http://www.hardsextgp.com/les345/gal025.htm

ande let me emphasize this thread needs to have a kinda of chat room kinda of vibe so ask questions about porn and pornstars haha no so much about your problems. ask others involved in the thread too if theyd like to share links using AIM or yahoo messanger if they share the same interest
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Dear Bennihanna,

If I give a bearded man a $50 bill and request that he punches me in my freshly shaven scrotal basket while wearing replica "Shredder" gloves (from TMNT)...does that make me gay? Also, how do I get my testicles to stop ********? Seriously, there's a good 2 inch tear all the way around my left ball nugget and it uh...it's pretty bad.

Sincerely,

Aww Nuts!
 
aww nuts,

that is just about the funniest **** ive ever heard, it doesnt make you gay it makes you original. go back to the bearded man get the shredder replica bad ass helmet and with his new powers he'll heal your 2 inch tear
 
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