Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

RichardNailder

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so you sucked dick, instead of banging? disgusting!

Don't knock it till you've tried it. ;) More pics here: http://board.freeones.com/showthrea...ou-cum-today&p=7711450&viewfull=1#post7711450

Don't judge the old man!

I love you Petra - no when are you going to get that big black strapon out and bring Anders over?

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I just found this is another thread and it made me think of the OP -

http://efukt.com/20645_There_Goes_My_Porn_Career.html

Pretty much the norm for male auditions.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Mason, you had fully established that you are a "cunt" long before I stated it - I just reiterated the obvious. Want some solid advice? QUIT BEING A CUNT!

And as pointed out numerous times, you really don't have a fucking clue. Yes, a number of men have made it into the industry by hanging onto the shirt tails of a hot chick, many more have made it through hard work and being the kind of person that people want to on set - and I'm not just talking about the girls. As LeyaFalcon pointed out, the girls, for the most part, will often work with whoever is there so long as he takes reasonable care of himself. The producers on the other hand, won't put up with a crybaby cunt with a penis on set, we get enough of that from the sans-penis talent. And since the moment a girl leaves the set, she's going to tell the world what a cunt you are, and as a producer, am going to find it harder to recruit girls if I have cunts like you on my set. Doesn't matter if you're talent, grip, camera or even the caterer - no one wants a cunt like you anywhere near them during a shoot.

I get bombarded by guys just like you trying to "get into the business" and I can spot the weirdos in seconds. You're just another guy that can't get laid that got the idea that you could get pussy if only you were male talent.......... but what you fail to take into account is even porn girls prefer not to fuck douchebags.

So calm down, accept the fact that you are a cunt and start working on the obvious.

1. Learn to treat people with respect. As I stated before, my #1 concern when hiring male talent is "do they play well with others" - up to this point, you have failed.

2. Learn additional skills that can be useful to producers. If you're multi-talented you're more valuable. Know how to run a camera, understand the properties of light and sound, know how to fix the code on the sites or know how to persuade people to accomplish the mission. Besides, you are probably going to need all these additional talents if you plan on making enough to survive in today's porn world.

3. Learn to be humble.


You have also made a few HUGE incorrect assumptions:

1. No one cares if a cunt reads a book.

2. No one is getting rich today doing porn.

3. Having a hot girlfriend will NOT make up for you being a cunt.

4. Publicly proving you are a cunt on porn boards or by blogging negatively about the industry is never good for a porn career.

5. The girls DON'T do the hiring.

6. The reason you can't get laid is NOT because you aren't male talent. (I'm guessing it's because you are a cunt)

Dude, I'm sorry. I DO feel humble right now. Fuck, man. I hope it's not too late for me to turn this thing around. I came on here bein' a macho arrogant cunt, like I was above you guys. I guess I underestimated who I was fuckin' with. You guys cut me down to size pretty quick. I find this post quite useful. I needed this. And I'm not tryin' to bait you so I can turn around and yell COCK FEARIN' WHORES! I've been thinkin' in the back of my head for awhile, this might happen. It's better that it happened here then on the set of a porn film or interview or audition. THAT would be awkward. It's like you looked right into my soul when you sized me up. Women seem to be pretty good at that too. They seem to be able to tell if your the kind of guy they could feel comfortable sharing themselves with within the first few seconds of talkin' to you. Perhaps they're picking up on a negative projection from me. I think it's like Tommy Gunn said, "It's a search". I think bein' a cunt could hurt my performance. It would make everyone uncomfortable, including me. When you're naked, you're right out there. There's nowhere to hide. Perhaps I should focus on the better parts of myself, bein' a humanist and a dreamer. Perhaps one day we'll meet in person and you can get to know the real me. (insert joke here).

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Mason, you had fully established that you are a "cunt" long before I stated it - I just reiterated the obvious. Want some solid advice? QUIT BEING A CUNT!

And as pointed out numerous times, you really don't have a fucking clue. Yes, a number of men have made it into the industry by hanging onto the shirt tails of a hot chick, many more have made it through hard work and being the kind of person that people want to on set - and I'm not just talking about the girls. As LeyaFalcon pointed out, the girls, for the most part, will often work with whoever is there so long as he takes reasonable care of himself. The producers on the other hand, won't put up with a crybaby cunt with a penis on set, we get enough of that from the sans-penis talent. And since the moment a girl leaves the set, she's going to tell the world what a cunt you are, and as a producer, am going to find it harder to recruit girls if I have cunts like you on my set. Doesn't matter if you're talent, grip, camera or even the caterer - no one wants a cunt like you anywhere near them during a shoot.

I get bombarded by guys just like you trying to "get into the business" and I can spot the weirdos in seconds. You're just another guy that can't get laid that got the idea that you could get pussy if only you were male talent.......... but what you fail to take into account is even porn girls prefer not to fuck douchebags.

So calm down, accept the fact that you are a cunt and start working on the obvious.

1. Learn to treat people with respect. As I stated before, my #1 concern when hiring male talent is "do they play well with others" - up to this point, you have failed.

2. Learn additional skills that can be useful to producers. If you're multi-talented you're more valuable. Know how to run a camera, understand the properties of light and sound, know how to fix the code on the sites or know how to persuade people to accomplish the mission. Besides, you are probably going to need all these additional talents if you plan on making enough to survive in today's porn world.

3. Learn to be humble.


You have also made a few HUGE incorrect assumptions:

1. No one cares if a cunt reads a book.

2. No one is getting rich today doing porn.

3. Having a hot girlfriend will NOT make up for you being a cunt.

4. Publicly proving you are a cunt on porn boards or by blogging negatively about the industry is never good for a porn career.

5. The girls DON'T do the hiring.

6. The reason you can't get laid is NOT because you aren't male talent. (I'm guessing it's because you are a cunt)

Dude, I'm sorry. I DO feel humble right now. Fuck, man. I hope it's not too late for me to turn this thing around. I came on here bein' a macho arrogant cunt, like I was above you guys. I guess I underestimated who I was fuckin' with. You guys cut me down to size pretty quick. I find this post quite useful. I needed this. And I'm not tryin' to bait you so I can turn around and yell COCK FEARIN' WHORES! I've been thinkin' in the back of my head for awhile, this might happen. It's better that it happened here then on the set of a porn film or interview or audition. THAT would be awkward. It's like you looked right into my soul when you sized me up. Women seem to be pretty good at that too. They seem to be able to tell if your the kind of guy they could feel comfortable sharing themselves with within the first few seconds of talkin' to you. Perhaps they're picking up on a negative projection from me. I think it's like Tommy Gunn said, "It's a search". I think bein' a cunt could hurt my performance. It would make everyone uncomfortable, including me. When you're naked, you're right out there. There's nowhere to hide. Perhaps I should focus on the better parts of myself, bein' a humanist and a dreamer. Perhaps one day we'll meet in person and you can get to know the real me. (insert joke here).

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Mason, you had fully established that you are a "cunt" long before I stated it - I just reiterated the obvious. Want some solid advice? QUIT BEING A CUNT!

And as pointed out numerous times, you really don't have a fucking clue. Yes, a number of men have made it into the industry by hanging onto the shirt tails of a hot chick, many more have made it through hard work and being the kind of person that people want to on set - and I'm not just talking about the girls. As LeyaFalcon pointed out, the girls, for the most part, will often work with whoever is there so long as he takes reasonable care of himself. The producers on the other hand, won't put up with a crybaby cunt with a penis on set, we get enough of that from the sans-penis talent. And since the moment a girl leaves the set, she's going to tell the world what a cunt you are, and as a producer, am going to find it harder to recruit girls if I have cunts like you on my set. Doesn't matter if you're talent, grip, camera or even the caterer - no one wants a cunt like you anywhere near them during a shoot.

I get bombarded by guys just like you trying to "get into the business" and I can spot the weirdos in seconds. You're just another guy that can't get laid that got the idea that you could get pussy if only you were male talent.......... but what you fail to take into account is even porn girls prefer not to fuck douchebags.

So calm down, accept the fact that you are a cunt and start working on the obvious.

1. Learn to treat people with respect. As I stated before, my #1 concern when hiring male talent is "do they play well with others" - up to this point, you have failed.

2. Learn additional skills that can be useful to producers. If you're multi-talented you're more valuable. Know how to run a camera, understand the properties of light and sound, know how to fix the code on the sites or know how to persuade people to accomplish the mission. Besides, you are probably going to need all these additional talents if you plan on making enough to survive in today's porn world.

3. Learn to be humble.


You have also made a few HUGE incorrect assumptions:

1. No one cares if a cunt reads a book.

2. No one is getting rich today doing porn.

3. Having a hot girlfriend will NOT make up for you being a cunt.

4. Publicly proving you are a cunt on porn boards or by blogging negatively about the industry is never good for a porn career.

5. The girls DON'T do the hiring.

6. The reason you can't get laid is NOT because you aren't male talent. (I'm guessing it's because you are a cunt)

Dude, I'm sorry. I DO feel humble right now. Fuck, man. I hope it's not too late for me to turn this thing around. I came on here bein' a macho arrogant cunt, like I was above you guys. I guess I underestimated who I was fuckin' with. You guys cut me down to size pretty quick. I find this post quite useful. I needed this. And I'm not tryin' to bait you so I can turn around and yell COCK FEARIN' WHORES! I've been thinkin' in the back of my head for awhile, this might happen. It's better that it happened here then on the set of a porn film or interview or audition. THAT would be awkward. It's like you looked right into my soul when you sized me up. Women seem to be pretty good at that too. They seem to be able to tell if your the kind of guy they could feel comfortable sharing themselves with within the first few seconds of talkin' to you. Perhaps they're picking up on a negative projection from me. I think it's like Tommy Gunn said, "It's a search". I think bein' a cunt could hurt my performance. It would make everyone uncomfortable, including me. When you're naked, you're right out there. There's nowhere to hide. Perhaps I should focus on the better parts of myself, bein' a humanist and a dreamer. Perhaps one day we'll meet in person and you can get to know the real me. (insert joke here).
 
Dude, I'm sorry. I DO feel humble right now. Fuck, man. I hope it's not too late for me to turn this thing around. I came on here bein' a macho arrogant cunt, like I was above you guys. I guess I underestimated who I was fuckin' with. You guys cut me down to size pretty quick. I find this post quite useful. I needed this. And I'm not tryin' to bait you so I can turn around and yell COCK FEARIN' WHORES! I've been thinkin' in the back of my head for awhile, this might happen. It's better that it happened here then on the set of a porn film or interview or audition. THAT would be awkward. It's like you looked right into my soul when you sized me up. Women seem to be pretty good at that too. They seem to be able to tell if your the kind of guy they could feel comfortable sharing themselves with within the first few seconds of talkin' to you. Perhaps they're picking up on a negative projection from me. I think it's like Tommy Gunn said, "It's a search". I think bein' a cunt could hurt my performance. It would make everyone uncomfortable, including me. When you're naked, you're right out there. There's nowhere to hide. Perhaps I should focus on the better parts of myself, bein' a humanist and a dreamer. Perhaps one day we'll meet in person and you can get to know the real me. (insert joke here).

I hope you don't honestly think anyone on this board will fall for this crap?

Or the more likely that this is an attempt at bad sarcasm, through which any hope of actual sarcasm is lost.
 
I fucked that post up. I wasn't done and it repeats on the bottom. I wanted to continue with, That being said, I'm not doing this as a weak attempt to get laid. Every weekend I practice approaching women. That's my means of getting laid. I'm actually thinking about keeping a blog about that here. I do that on a site for pickup artists. But if I do it here, I probably shouldn't mention the names of the porn stars I approach If I attract them. They seem to get turned off if you come off as bragging about being in a relationship with them. I also disagree with the implication that my plan is unethical. You guys are probably thinkin' about it like I'm not gonna build rapport with her before I spring this idea on her. I would have to find out if she's even into that kinda lifestyle. If we both wanna become porn stars then it's a win-win. I still might go through with this plan. But you raised a good point about them not wanting to take a chance on someone they don't know when they could just hire the established talent. I have some questions. If I do go through with my plan, would I still have to be interviewed? Should I have her say she'll only work with me on her modeling agency profile, in the interview or both? And what's the alternative to this plan? Should I just email a studio and ask them to schedule an interview with me? I'd like to take this thing as far as it can go. My long term goal is to be a director and producer. I'd like to make this a career. But even if I couldn't make a living off it, it would still be a dream come true. If I ever worked for Reality Kings, Elegant Angel or Devil's film, I would consider myself to have made it and I could die. Once again, I'm sorry and I know you guys aren't scumbags just because you enjoy wild and nasty sex and I know there's more to the women then being a "slut". They're still people who deserve respect and they're doing a job. Thanks for takin' the time to do this.
 
I hope you don't honestly think anyone on this board will fall for this crap?

Or the more likely that this is an attempt at bad sarcasm, through which any hope of actual sarcasm is lost.

No, man. You underestimate me. I wasn't done either. I fucked up. You should read my other post.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I fucked that post up. I wasn't done and it repeats on the bottom. I wanted to continue with, That being said, I'm not doing this as a weak attempt to get laid. Every weekend I practice approaching women. That's my means of getting laid. I'm actually thinking about keeping a blog about that here. I do that on a site for pickup artists. But if I do it here, I probably shouldn't mention the names of the porn stars I approach If I attract them. They seem to get turned off if you come off as bragging about being in a relationship with them. I also disagree with the implication that my plan is unethical. You guys are probably thinkin' about it like I'm not gonna build rapport with her before I spring this idea on her. I would have to find out if she's even into that kinda lifestyle. If we both wanna become porn stars then it's a win-win. I still might go through with this plan. But you raised a good point about them not wanting to take a chance on someone they don't know when they could just hire the established talent. I have some questions. If I do go through with my plan, would I still have to be interviewed? Should I have her say she'll only work with me on her modeling agency profile, in the interview or both? And what's the alternative to this plan? Should I just email a studio and ask them to schedule an interview with me? I'd like to take this thing as far as it can go. My long term goal is to be a director and producer. I'd like to make this a career. But even if I couldn't make a living off it, it would still be a dream come true. If I ever worked for Reality Kings, Elegant Angel or Devil's film, I would consider myself to have made it and I could die. Once again, I'm sorry and I know you guys aren't scumbags just because you enjoy wild and nasty sex and I know there's more to the women then being a "slut". They're still people who deserve respect and they're doing a job. Thanks for takin' the time to do this.

I'm sure Papa can elaborate since we don't actually do any production, but you can probably email different studios and/or look at sites like craigslist and see if anyone is casting.

I do know it's a lot different when you get on set. I can't remember what site it was, but several years ago someone put a site on their network that had all their male talent casting tapes. Most of the guys I saw couldn't keep it up under the pressure of directors, camera men and all the other folk running around on the set.
 
No, man. You underestimate me. I wasn't done either. I fucked up. You should read my other post.

I did read your other post, I'm still not sure what point your trying to make.

Post one has all the sincerity of a crack addict telling his therapist exactly what he wants to hear in hope of scoring a hit of methadone.

Post two still smacks of the same nonsense dotted around the board like so many piles of poop in the park.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
I hope you don't honestly think anyone on this board will fall for this crap?

Or the more likely that this is an attempt at bad sarcasm, through which any hope of actual sarcasm is lost.

Aww, c'mon. Give him the benefit of the doubt. Everyone needs a second chance. :cthulhu:
 
I'm sure Papa can elaborate since we don't actually do any production, but you can probably email different studios and/or look at sites like craigslist and see if anyone is casting.

I do know it's a lot different when you get on set. I can't remember what site it was, but several years ago someone put a site on their network that had all their male talent casting tapes. Most of the guys I saw couldn't keep it up under the pressure of directors, camera men and all the other folk running around on the set.

Thanks Petra. I know Adult Staffing does that. I would like to see that site you're talking about. Maybe I could use that as a "what- not -to -do".
 
Aww, c'mon. Give him the benefit of the doubt. Everyone needs a second chance. :cthulhu:

You know, if he'd apologized after the "what's up sluts?" remark you'd have a point. Instead we got stuff like...

It disappoints me that even women who are called sluts on camera and take dicks in every orifice by many men have succomed to society's programing and learned to fear being a slut. Jaana Ruutu, a true punk wouldn't be offended by being called a slut. You make me sick.
Thanks for the advice. In the future I wont treat porn stars like professional cockpigs. I'll treat them like classy, intelligent women, worthy of a seat in the oval office then I'll take them home, smoke weed and snuggle with them in front of the fireplace. Then I'll fuck them really hard in the ass while choking and slapping them and then I'll spray my hot load on their pretty little faces and in their hair...naturally.

... and that's just the tip of the mountain of shit he's dropped all over the place. He's taken his second chance and wiped his ass with it. Repeatedly.
 
I just found this is another thread and it made me think of the OP -

http://efukt.com/20645_There_Goes_My_Porn_Career.html

This is interesting. I guess that was an audition. I like the way it ended. I don't wanna be that guy. I'm gonna practice. People make it sound like you'll never get another chance. Why couldn't you just go to studio after studio until you get in. I read about a guy who begged and begged until he got in. I don't remember what his name is but he did one of the biggest reverse gang bangs.
 
@papagmp, If a hot babe comes to you for an interview and she tells you she's a cock-fearing whore. Wouldn't you think to yourself, "this girl's perfect for the job"? It just so happens that I met such a babe. That's where I got cock-fearing whores from. She talked about being gang banged. I might of banged her if she didn't tell me she had crabs.

Don't you think having a guy on set with a good sense of humor would be a good thing? From what I understand, that's how Brian Surewood is. I saw a blooper where he was dancing with a hard-on next to the people doing a scene. Funny shit.

Aren't alotta chicks attracted to badasses? Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee for example. When they met, he licked her face. How badass is that? I don't think you have to be a jerk to be a badass, but you show me a jerk and I'll show you a badass.

I don't know if you read this but I'm currently excersising my penis to make it bigger. I've gained a little girth but considering how little I've gained, how long it took me, how much I wanna gain and what I've read about how long it generally takes PErs to gain an inch, it'll take me til I'm 39 to get that big. Should I wait that long to get into porn? Perhaps I shouldn't shoot so high.

I just thought I should address these issues before I move on.
 
@papagmp, Also, what about jerks getting hired for rough sex scenes? I heard that this happens. I wouldn't be a crybaby, just silly. If we weren't doing a rough sex scene, I would find out what her "dos" and don'ts" are. I'm not a rapist.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
@papagmp, If a hot babe comes to you for an interview and she tells you she's a cock-fearing whore. Wouldn't you think to yourself, "this girl's perfect for the job"? It just so happens that I met such a babe. That's where I got cock-fearing whores from. She talked about being gang banged. I might of banged her if she didn't tell me she had crabs.

Don't you think having a guy on set with a good sense of humor would be a good thing? From what I understand, that's how Brian Surewood is. I saw a blooper where he was dancing with a hard-on next to the people doing a scene. Funny shit.

Aren't alotta chicks attracted to badasses? Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee for example. When they met, he licked her face. How badass is that? I don't think you have to be a jerk to be a badass, but you show me a jerk and I'll show you a badass.

I don't know if you read this but I'm currently excersising my penis to make it bigger. I've gained a little girth but considering how little I've gained, how long it took me, how much I wanna gain and what I've read about how long it generally takes PErs to gain an inch, it'll take me til I'm 39 to get that big. Should I wait that long to get into porn? Perhaps I shouldn't shoot so high.

I just thought I should address these issues before I move on.

You keep mentioning Brian Surewood as an example of how you'd like to be, genial and with a sense of humor. The guy got arrested after a road rage accident that killed a kid, put another one in a coma, and caused the mother to lose a leg. How he acts in front of the camera shouldn't be used as a measure of his character and shouldn't influence you. Be your own person.

I assume that when you say you're exercising your penis you're referring to jelqing. I wouldn't recommend doing that. The penis is not a muscle and does not respond to exercise the way your body does, it's soft tissue that stiffens as blood vessels thicken and swell. Think of it this way: if I wanted a longer finger, I could pull as hard as I wanted on it, and odds are I'd probably dislocate it before it lengthened at all. Your penis is pretty much the same, you don't want to abuse it for the sake of making it longer or thicker. You Might tear a blood vessel, you could develop bruises, you could damage the tissue inside, or you could end up with desensitization. Unless you have a micropenis, odds are you're average and that should be enough for anyone.
 
You keep mentioning Brian Surewood as an example of how you'd like to be, genial and with a sense of humor. The guy got arrested after a road rage accident that killed a kid, put another one in a coma, and caused the mother to lose a leg. How he acts in front of the camera shouldn't be used as a measure of his character and shouldn't influence you. Be your own person.

I assume that when you say you're exercising your penis you're referring to jelqing. I wouldn't recommend doing that. The penis is not a muscle and does not respond to exercise the way your body does, it's soft tissue that stiffens as blood vessels thicken and swell. Think of it this way: if I wanted a longer finger, I could pull as hard as I wanted on it, and odds are I'd probably dislocate it before it lengthened at all. Your penis is pretty much the same, you don't want to abuse it for the sake of making it longer or thicker. You Might tear a blood vessel, you could develop bruises, you could damage the tissue inside, or you could end up with desensitization. Unless you have a micropenis, odds are you're average and that should be enough for anyone.

I didn't know that thing about Brian Surewood. That's fucked up. I love porn gossip. I wonder what Dirty Harry's like. I don't believe there's just one way a person has to be from birth til death. A person can reinvent themselves. Change your behavior and you change your identity. I think the best identity is the one that's gonna help you achieve all your goals. Yes. I jelq. The penis is made up of smooth muscle which is what your arteries are made of. I appreciate what your saying. I think damage comes from overtraining. You have to take things slow. More so than with your other muscles. Perhaps I should just go for it with my average penis. It's how it works that matters most.
 
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