Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

Wannabe looking for advice from the experienced forummers to grot veteran that makes a living as talent and producer :
Listen, moron.

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Telling Nailder ways that people get into the business is a good one. Next I recommend offering advice to Sabrina on the best way to suck a cock.

I like you, Mason. Please continue with your teachings. I feel like I'm learning a lot from you.
 
No. Nothing happens buy accident. If they were "discovered" then HOW were they discovered. What kind of man becomes a porn star? I will become this man.

a lot porn production companies held castings and there u have to fill your info so they can call u on casting, if you do good, they go on with you. now depends where u are from. what else can be more simple than this?
 
Damn - I missed all the fun.


OK - he's delusional - just like the 12 other guys just like him that email me every week.

He has somehow convinced himself that the reason he isn't getting a fair chance is because he doesn't have a "porn star quality" girlfriend.

What he fails to realize is that not one of the producers that I know, including myself, would ever hire a girl who insists she only work with her unknown boyfriend. We just don't want to have some girl showing up with a cunt like Mason in tow thinking we're going to tolerate his shit on set.

In today's market, I can get plenty of hot girls that don't feel the need to drag their looser boyfriend along.

Mason, the number one most important question I have to ask myself when hiring male talent is, "Will the girls want to work with him?". And sadly, in your case, I'd say that hiring you would make it pretty much impossible for me to get any girls to work for me. And don't give me this shit that when you find a girl hot enough..... you've never had a woman that hot stay in your bed any longer than the hangover lasted so what makes you think you're going to develop a relationship, that in your mind, is nothing more than pimping out your "girlfriend" so that you can fuck other girls. The reference that you would expect her to work only with you but you would get to work with others is part of what I, and most women I know find revolting about you.

Even if you do show up at my door with the hottest little starlet since Ginger Lynn (ya, I still love her), I'd just tell her to come back without the baggage and in my experience, so long as she wasn't being forced by some sadistic boyfriend or pimp, she would be back later without the looser.

Hell, I'm a slightly overweight grandpa and I somehow manage to stay off most girl's "No" list - something you couldn't even manage to do even before your first time on set.

But to close on a positive point, here's the best reference on how to get started in porn that I've ever found.

Weren't you going to post some of those emails a while back? I'd love to read some.

P.S Mason - This is the guy you actually wanna be friends with and in one sentence you alienate him. Well done. *Slow Clap*
 
You guys know how hard it is to get into the business and yet you just make fun of someone who wants to get in. I apologized and still, you get all your "cool" friends on here to gang up on me. Your a bunch of bullies. We share the same passion. We should be on the same team. At least the guys I got my references from are willing to help. Maybe I'll contact them and tell them what I've learned here. The book is from 2009 and the DVDs are from 2007. I think Jack Lawrence is still in the business. I've seen him on Naughty America. He also advised the viewer not to be an asshole but he also said guys like that get hired by people who wanna do rough scenes. I never said I would treat the woman like shit though. Just tease her maybe. I think when things are rough people could use someone with a good sense of humor on set. That's how Brian Surewood is and that's how I was explaining, I would like to be. If I cut my hair and then let it grow out a little, I'd look a little like James Deen with hair like Manuel Ferrara. I'm built kinda like James Deen. I'm in good shape. I workout. I've been told that that hairstyle is a good look for me.
 
If I cut my hair and then let it grow out a little, I'd look a little like James Deen with hair like Manuel Ferrara. I'm built kinda like James Deen. I'm in good shape. I workout. I've been told that that hairstyle is a good look for me.

None of this matters if you cop an attitude and give it the big "I am." You could be built like Sins, hung like Lex, fuck like Rocco and spray like Peter North, but it doesn't matter if nobody wants to work with you because you alienate people and come over like an arrogant fuckwit. You mention apologizing for previously offending OCSMs, but when an experienced producer tells you how it really goes in the biz, you call him a moron. In the beginning it's not what you know, it's who you know, and the second one person knows you and thinks you're a cock, it spreads like wildfire.

But hey, why should you listen to me? I know nothing. I'm nobody. So are you.
 
None of this matters if you cop an attitude and give it the big "I am." You could be built like Sins, hung like Lex, fuck like Rocco and spray like Peter North, but it doesn't matter if nobody wants to work with you because you alienate people and come over like an arrogant fuckwit. You mention apologizing for previously offending OCSMs, but when an experienced producer tells you how it really goes in the biz, you call him a moron. In the beginning it's not what you know, it's who you know, and the second one person knows you and thinks you're a cock, it spreads like wildfire.

But hey, why should you listen to me? I know nothing. I'm nobody. So are you.

I insulted him because he insulted me. Maybe you should read that post again.
 
WEAK. Interpret that as either correction, observation or both, Popoff.

I insulted him because he insulted me. Maybe you should read that post again.

I read it just fine. I thought he said nothing that wasn't fair. Firing an insult back because he called you delusional and referenced "a cunt like Mason" (i.e. aspiring suitcase pimp) is just childish, reeks of needing to have the last word or kick and fight against every criticism rather than take stock and think about how You Might want to try a different approach and hope that certain bridges aren't burned forever. You're now being a condescending dickhead because people are pointing out that you won't make it in the business if you're a condescending dickhead.

But hey, joke's on everyone else really, if you're smart enough to forget about the suitcase pimp approach and actually conduct yourself properly if you do ever interact with people that can get you places in the business face to face, in real life then there's no reason to assume anyone need ever know "this is the guy that posted on FreeOnes that Nailder/Aaliyah/Maggie/Mr Stiffy* warned us about." Ah, the veil of internet anonymity. You Might get somewhere.

Good luck, anyways. You're going to need it.



* Just a little gag. I'm well in with the industry, innit.
 
So, what do you guys think of my examples? Brian Surewood, Dirty Harry and Rob Rotten. They don't look like typical porn stars, except for huge cocks. Brian Surewood and Dirty Harry do a lot of that teen gang bang stuff, which would suit me just fine.
 
So, what do you guys think of my examples? Brian Surewood, Dirty Harry and Rob Rotten. They don't look like typical porn stars, except for huge cocks. Brian Surewood and Dirty Harry do a lot of that teen gang bang stuff, which would suit me just fine.

Male porn stars have names? I don't care to know the male talent by name because lets face it, no one cares about them. Asides from the greats like Peter North, most male talent blends into the background, they might as well wear a shirt the same pattern as the couch they are fucking on, thats how much they matter.
 
WEAK. Interpret that as either correction, observation or both, Popoff.



I read it just fine. I thought he said nothing that wasn't fair. Firing an insult back because he called you delusional and referenced "a cunt like Mason" (i.e. aspiring suitcase pimp) is just childish, reeks of needing to have the last word or kick and fight against every criticism rather than take stock and think about how you might want to try a different approach and hope that certain bridges aren't burned forever. You're now being a condescending dickhead because people are pointing out that you won't make it in the business if you're a condescending dickhead.

But hey, joke's on everyone else really, if you're smart enough to forget about the suitcase pimp approach and actually conduct yourself properly if you do ever interact with people that can get you places in the business face to face, in real life then there's no reason to assume anyone need ever know "this is the guy that posted on FreeOnes that Nailder/Aaliyah/Maggie/Mr Stiffy* warned us about." Ah, the veil of internet anonymity. You might get somewhere.

Good luck, anyways. You're going to need it.



* Just a little gag. I'm well in with the industry, innit.

I think you're using the term suitcase pimp wrong. I'm not gonna end up following her around like a sad puppy dog. I can agree with not being an asshole. But I think my plan of getting in with a hot babe is GOLD. I'm considering everything you guys are sayin' but I have a hard time gettin' my head around why you're sayin' it's not a good plan and others in the business told me it is. The women are what sells. So, if I have a woman as hot as Kagney Lynn Karter or Kelly Divine. Why would they turn that down? That's money, right there. The agents get you work. And not every producer's gonna be lookin' for the same kinda guy. I just think that sounds easier. So, what do you think I should do? Audition with a producer? I still don't think I'm ready anyway but I will be. And what about amateur porn? Alotta porn stars were swingers and/or did amateur porn first. If I go on fuckbook , I can meet amateur porn producers. I just can't get my head around the fact that your information contradicts mine. All the interviews I read and see on DVDs with porn stars confirms what I've been sayin'. But I guess it's because there's so much competition.
 
Male porn stars have names? I don't care to know the male talent by name because lets face it, no one cares about them. Asides from the greats like Peter North, most male talent blends into the background, they might as well wear a shirt the same pattern as the couch they are fucking on, thats how much they matter.

See, this is a COMLPETE contradiction. If that's true then why do you seem to be telling me I don't have what it takes. Why should I change my look?
 
Male porn stars have names? I don't care to know the male talent by name because lets face it, no one cares about them. Asides from the greats like Peter North, most male talent blends into the background, they might as well wear a shirt the same pattern as the couch they are fucking on, thats how much they matter.

You keep saying this but I already knew that before I got on here. How does that make my plan bad? For me, it just confirms that it'll work. The want the hot babe. I'll bring them the hot babe How is that not gold? If somebody doesn't give me something I can use soon, then I guess I'll have to learn by falling on my face, like so many before me. I've got some good things to consider from this thread and I may have saved it from being a complete train wreck. I'll get a girl who wants to be gang banged. I also heard that's a good way to get in cause not every guy wants to be #9 in a gang bang. I would love it. Probably why I see so many average looking long haired guys in gang bangs.

"If ya wanna succeed fast. Fail fast."
 
See, this is a COMLPETE contradiction. If that's true then why do you seem to be telling me I don't have what it takes. Why should I change my look?

I don't recall ever criticizing your look.

You seem to defend everything in this thread with "But! But! But!"

I'm reading a lot of "I will" - "I'm going to" - "I've Read" - "I've watched", but where have you said "I have" - "I've done" (and I mean real progress).

You want advice, but contradict by saying you have all you need. You've alienated the pros, grovelling apology aside (calling a girl a skank to get a reply? Genius), one man who actually does what you want, you disregard because he insulted you?

You have shown no where in this thread any genuine commitment to your goal. What have you done in the big real world to actually become a porn star?
 
I don't recall ever criticizing your look.

You seem to defend everything in this thread with "But! But! But!"

I'm reading a lot of "I will" - "I'm going to" - "I've Read" - "I've watched", but where have you said "I have" - "I've done" (and I mean real progress).

You want advice, but contradict by saying you have all you need. You've alienated the pros, grovelling apology aside (calling a girl a skank to get a reply? Genius), one man who actually does what you want, you disregard because he insulted you?

You have shown no where in this thread any genuine commitment to your goal. What have you done in the big real world to actually become a porn star?

Well, I'm thinkin' about keepin' a blog here, so perhaps you'll be readin' about it.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
I notice people don't respond much to my good posts, just the ones that they can make fun of. WEEK.

Exactly what good posts have you made? Just about everything you've posted here has included an insult, a proclamation of how awesome you are (as a pickup artist, as a sex expert, etc.), how many DVDs and books you've read on the subject of how to break into porn, and talking about how your one lifeline into actually breaking into porn revolves around picking up a hot girl (in your words, Nikki Hunter hot) who will only work with you while you're free to bang any chick you want. People (myself included) have pointed out how flawed your planning is, and you either ignore what is said or malign the people who you should be trying to impress with your attitude and work ethic. As papagmp and Aaliyah have said, more often than not women will use whatever cocks are already in the industry to rope themselves more money/a contract/whatever rather than settle for less, even if it means that their "boyfriend", who always supports them and is there for them, won't be the star on camera. How do you plan on convincing a girl that she's better off working with you for less money or notoriety rather than Johnny Sins, who's a veteran of the industry and has many female fans (I'm betting most are already colleagues)?

Nobody's impressed that you've read extensively on the subject of how to break into porn, even if it's from noted actors or directors, and nobody IN the industry will be impressed either. Items like that are like those pop-up ads that say "Learn Ron Jeremy's secret to a bigger Dick!", they're made to prey on the insecurities men have and finagle them into spending money on something that doesn't make your dick bigger or increase your chances of breaking into the industry. Nobody here shares your passion of breaking into the industry, and you're not the first schmoe who's posted here asking how to hook up with OCSMs to get into Porn Valley or who you can send your dick pictures to to receive an audition.
 
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