Deal Breakers for Porn Stars (question for OSCMs)

[DOA82]

Four posts in an hour, one of which is quoting yourself.

You really are an attention whore aren't you?

Lack of social graces aside, you have made derogatory comments that would have been avoided if a brain had been in gear, or if anything resembling common sense had been involved.

I'll give a very big benefit of the doubt - If you wanna network, serious about entering the adult world etc. Show some respect to the pros on the board (Probably to late there already), ask questions, don't continue in your trend of arrogant and disrespectful thinking.

You might actually get a civil response.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I can't wait for Roald to post the "Breaking News" thread for when this guy dies from autoerotic asphyxiation...

 

[rivasky]

I came here to network.

Aaliyah Love will we glad when you send her a friendship request

 

[Mason Popoff]

Aaliyah Love is fuckin' adorable. I'm adding her to my favorites. I don't know how to request her friendship cause I'm very computer illiterate. It's depressing because it's one of the biggest things holding me back from my goals in life. I know there's a place here where you can ask questions about that and I have lots of them. Have Aaliyah Love send me a friendship request.

 

[Mason Popoff]

I can't wait for Roald to post the "Breaking News" thread for when this guy dies from autoerotic asphyxiation...

I thought asphyxiation meant suffocation. What does that have to do with fucking yourself?

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I thought asphyxiation meant suffocation. What does that have to do with fucking yourself?

I thought you were the expert...? Might want to (if you'll pardon the pun) bone up or you're never going to get anywhere...

 

[Mason Popoff]

That gang bang scene is one of my favorite Vicky Vette scenes and Vicky Vette is one of my favorites. Now, I'm on a roll here from my flame war in another thread where people were trying to crush my dream of being a porn star so I ask you: What does the old guy in that gang bang scene have that I don't?

The above is something I posted in the Vicky Vette thread.

 

[Mason Popoff]

I thought you were the expert...? Might want to (if you'll pardon the pun) bone up or you're never going to get anywhere...

I don't think this is something I'll need to know to become a porn star.

 

[Aaliyah Love]

lets us all know what your porn name is when you decide on one, so I can put you on my NO list. And the way you talk to porn girls, EVERY porn girl will do the same within no time. If you think that's the way you should act because you see male talent talking to girls that way in videos, they're PLAYING A CHARACTER/FOLLOWING A SCRIPT you moron. Nobody wants to be on set with an asshole.

And thinking you're gna find a girl hot enough to make it big enough in porn to request to only work with YOU.. is laughable. She will be offered way more money to work with the selected male talent all of the big companies already work with. Which, you will never be, with that attitude, your age, and looking like how you described. And you seem confused over the fact that most porn guys are.. GOOD LOOKING? Do we really need to explain to you.. why? Unless you look like Johnny Sins, GTFO and get another dream.

But you seem to know all anybody really needs to about the porn industry, with the books and DVDs you read. so you don't really need any of our help. I'm sure you'll be making that "professional sports money" in no time!
Good luck!

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I don't think this is something I'll need to know to become a porn star.

I dunno... I can picture people paying good money to see you being choked...

 

[Mason Popoff]

lets us all know what your porn name is when you decide on one, so I can put you on my NO list. And the way you talk to porn girls, EVERY porn girl will do the same within no time. If you think that's the way you should act because you see male talent talking to girls that way in videos, they're PLAYING A CHARACTER/FOLLOWING A SCRIPT you moron. Nobody wants to be on set with an asshole.

And thinking you're gna find a girl hot enough to make it big enough in porn to request to only work with YOU.. is laughable. She will be offered way more money to work with the selected male talent all of the big companies already work with. Which, you will never be, with that attitude, your age, and looking like how you described. And you seem confused over the fact that most porn guys are.. GOOD LOOKING? Do we really need to explain to you.. why? Unless you look like Johnny Sins, GTFO and get another dream.

But you seem to know all anybody really needs to about the porn industry, with the books and DVDs you read. so you don't really need any of our help. I'm sure you'll be making that "professional sports money" in no time!
Good luck!

Yeah, you find that laughable beacause you underestimate what I know. I'm an aspiring pickup artist. Well, I appreciate your advice. Thanks. I apologized and people are still being mean to me. I guess I deserve that. Oh, well. See ya in pussy heaven.

 

[Mason Popoff]

Yeah, you find that laughable beacause you underestimate what I know. I'm an aspiring pickup artist. Well, I appreciate your advice. Thanks. I apologized and people are still being mean to me. I guess I deserve that. Oh, well. See ya in pussy heaven.

The age thing can be bypassed when they see I have a hot babe, a huge cock and I can perform. And if I start my own business then I'll be working for myself so I can do whatever I want.

 

[Mason Popoff]

That last post was for Aaliyah Love. I'm very computer illiterate.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Yeah, you find that laughable beacause you underestimate what I know. I'm an aspiring pickup artist. Well, I appreciate your advice. Thanks. I apologized and people are still being mean to me. I guess I deserve that. Oh, well. See ya in pussy heaven.

And this is exactly why you have no chance in hell of becoming successful: you criticize the person whose opinion most matters when it comes to you getting work. A girl's NO list speaks loads more than a guy's, and if enough girls have you on their list, you won't get hired by any company. It's nice to know you're an aspiring pickup artist, how is that working for you? Have you gotten a girl to go ahead and do porn with you? No? I didn't think so. I'm an aspiring cowboy astronaut millionaire with no actual skills in any of my noted fields, but I'm aspiring, so that counts just as much as having a Ph.D, loads of money, or scientific knowhow.

Bottom line, no matter how many books, DVDs, magazine articles, or biographies you read on porn or how to break into it, you still have nothing to bring to the table. You yourself have said that your most direct entry lies in recruiting a girl who will work with you and only you. If that's the case, EVEN if it's worked for others in the past, it sets you back very far and limits your options greatly. Producers or directors won't be impressed by your knowledge of how to go down on a girl, that you're an aspiring pickup artist, or that you have a detailed opinion of what constitutes gonzo pornography. If you can't get it up on demand, keep it up, screw the girl sufficiently for at least 30 minutes, and be able to blow a load on command wherever they tell you, you won't last. If you're that eager to be filmed doing girls, set up your own website and showcase your pickup skills by recruiting girls to have sex with you on camera. Computer literate guys are a dime a dozen, so it shouldn't be hard to get someone to program something for you.

 

[Mason Popoff]

And this is exactly why you have no chance in hell of becoming successful: you criticize the person whose opinion most matters when it comes to you getting work. A girl's NO list speaks loads more than a guy's, and if enough girls have you on their list, you won't get hired by any company. It's nice to know you're an aspiring pickup artist, how is that working for you? Have you gotten a girl to go ahead and do porn with you? No? I didn't think so. I'm an aspiring cowboy astronaut millionaire with no actual skills in any of my noted fields, but I'm aspiring, so that counts just as much as having a Ph.D, loads of money, or scientific knowhow.

Bottom line, no matter how many books, DVDs, magazine articles, or biographies you read on porn or how to break into it, you still have nothing to bring to the table. You yourself have said that your most direct entry lies in recruiting a girl who will work with you and only you. If that's the case, EVEN if it's worked for others in the past, it sets you back very far and limits your options greatly. Producers or directors won't be impressed by your knowledge of how to go down on a girl, that you're an aspiring pickup artist, or that you have a detailed opinion of what constitutes gonzo pornography. If you can't get it up on demand, keep it up, screw the girl sufficiently for at least 30 minutes, and be able to blow a load on command wherever they tell you, you won't last. If you're that eager to be filmed doing girls, set up your own website and showcase your pickup skills by recruiting girls to have sex with you on camera. Computer literate guys are a dime a dozen, so it shouldn't be hard to get someone to program something for you.

But that's what I'm saying. I WILL be able to do those things. That last part is something I've thought of. I'm keeping that as plan B. It's gonna cost money. I wanna be a performer first and foremost. So, I'll get on fuckbook and swing. I should be able to meet amateur porn producers like that. I wanna use the money I make from performing to start my own business. That idea about pickup and a website is sounding better and better. That's basicly how the old gonzo guys did it before internet. Pickin' up chicks and filmin' em'. And then just imagine if I used my pickup skills that I'm in the process of learning to seduce a woman who's already in the business. If Spider Jonez did not fall in love with Tera Patrick, he probably wouldn't be in the business today. So, there's that possibility.

 

[Mason Popoff]

lets us all know what your porn name is when you decide on one, so I can put you on my NO list. And the way you talk to porn girls, EVERY porn girl will do the same within no time. If you think that's the way you should act because you see male talent talking to girls that way in videos, they're PLAYING A CHARACTER/FOLLOWING A SCRIPT you moron. Nobody wants to be on set with an asshole.

And thinking you're gna find a girl hot enough to make it big enough in porn to request to only work with YOU.. is laughable. She will be offered way more money to work with the selected male talent all of the big companies already work with. Which, you will never be, with that attitude, your age, and looking like how you described. And you seem confused over the fact that most porn guys are.. GOOD LOOKING? Do we really need to explain to you.. why? Unless you look like Johnny Sins, GTFO and get another dream.

But you seem to know all anybody really needs to about the porn industry, with the books and DVDs you read. so you don't really need any of our help. I'm sure you'll be making that "professional sports money" in no time!
Good luck![/QUOTE

I think You Misunderstood. The thing about her only working with me is how I'm going to get in. She will already be my girlfriend or fuck buddy and she will tell the agency she is my girlfriend and she will only work with me. It has nothing to do with getting "big enough". What do ya have to say to that?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Salmon soup with dill and potatoes. best shit ever, amirite?

 

[Mason Popoff]

Another great example I have is Peter Steele from the band Type O Negative. Long Haired Metalhead who was in Playgirl. They put out hardcore porn films so that's saying something as far as looks go.

 

[Mason Popoff]

I will become a porn star. If I don't, I will enjoy the journey and become a swinger. And as far as the girl not looking good enough, I'll just keep trying with a different girl until I get in.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

As far as I know he's on Briana's and I'm sure Aaliyah will do her part to make sure that no girl works with this guy. He's really not off to a great start, is he?