Damn, nature! You're one sexy beast! (awesome photos)

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
^Well that's your area of expertise. Get on it.

Can you make 'em tiny enough for the tourists on the trail?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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Squally, I think the dog is missing that special something that only you can supply.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Yeah but I already wrote that. I'm looking for some new superlatives.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I think there's a very slim chance that squally could interject a captain's hat here.

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