Crystal Klein

Crystal Klein said:
Funny, you are not the first to say that. Most make up artists say that to me for some reason (don't know why exactly make up artists, but maybe because they don't look at each feature but the whole appearance...). ;)

Funny episode of the BBC comedy Coupling concerned a guy interested in Jill, who left porn she found in his apartment. She asked, (about full page closeups), Where's the girl? That she was just parts! I think everyone really likes the full appearance, and you have personality too, a nice combination!

Here's a, (where's the girl?), link I know you would like me to post, because you are my new best friend and we think so much alike! Hehehe (Actually I want a good excuse if I get flamed for reposting older pics!) :jester:

http://yummy-cummy.com/babe/0411/30/blopinbab_1dy01.html
 
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Another Link.
 
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Another Link.


I just asked Crystal about that set yesterday, as I seen it at Glamourcon. I seen it had 32 pics, and figured it was a full set. She said that most her sets are around 50....but out of respect for her, and that set being new, I deleted the link.

Thanks
 

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AFA2005 said:
Funny episode of the BBC comedy Coupling concerned a guy interested in Jill, who left porn she found in his apartment. She asked, (about full page closeups), Where's the girl? That she was just parts! I think everyone really likes the full appearance, and you have personality too, a nice combination!

Here's a, (where's the girl?), link I know you would like me to post, because you are my new best friend and we think so much alike! Hehehe (Actually I want a good excuse if I get flamed for reposting older pics!) :jester:

http://yummy-cummy.com/babe/0411/30/blopinbab_1dy01.html


This is sooo funny!!!! I just watched like five episodes of coupling yesterday, can you believe that? I have seen it in like two years, and yesterday we borrowed it from English friends and watched. Including the exact episode you just mentioned! How weird is that???? :eek:

Don't think this link is a repost actually, but You Might have spoiled your friendship with me now; I HATE Ron Harris' style of photography. Yuck! He loves this angle from up above, and I think it's absolutely unflattering in every way.
Still, I might consider forgiving you and we can be best friends again. :tongue: :glugglug:
 
Crystal Klein said:
I HATE Ron Harris' style of photography. Yuck! He loves this angle from up above, and I think it's absolutely unflattering in every way.

Hmm... I'm not a photographer, but when a shot is taken top down, it can look awkward because gravity is pulling the subject in an unnatural way (e.g. hair falling to the side, boobies flattening...).

I can see it being a problem for some girls, but you're lithe, so you can pull it off better than most. Must be nice! ;)
 
Crystal Klein said:
Yeah, sorry to say that, but the guy of FTV (it's just one guy only, he does EVERYTHING himself, can you believe that??) is a little bit of a dick. He is nice, don't get me wrong, but he insisted on making up some real Austrian name "becaause I only use the models' real stagenames if they are really famous". At that time I was already Penthouse Pet and Playmate. But whatever....You will see he does use Jesse Capelli's real name, Jamie Lynn's and Amy Ried's. Not even Dani Woodward could keep it. She is something like Dana there....
Dickhead. :thefinger

I agree with you. I think he could at least pick a more unique Austrian name than Eva if he wasn't going to let you have your name. There are a ton of Evas now. What does he want to do, confuse people that are searching for you? If someone misses his pictures of you because nobody knows your there I wont feel sorry for him.
 
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Crystal Klein said:
And all I ever wanted was to look like Jessica Alba!!!!!Sniff... :( ;)

Jessica is so unique that there can only be one of her, and you are special enough that there is definitely only one Crystal Klein. Both of you are uniquely beautiful and it would not be the same if the world didn't have both. It is like two flavors of ice cream. Both are delicious but for different reasons.


Also, I don't like Ron Harris' photography either. Lots of models probably would not admit that they don’t like certain people’s photography. It is nice to see someone that can be honest about it.
 

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Yeah, exactly, gravity flattens everything down! and you look like you've got a double chin, and I can reassure you: I don't have one! ;)
And seriously, I always speak my mind, I am not someone to kiss somebody's butt for no reason.
And don't get the wrong idea here, I think there are some awesome photographers out there like Misha, Suze Randall, Stephen Hicks and many more...but Ron Harris is not one of them. And that has to be said because he suffers from the illusion that he is the best in the whole wide world. He really thinks that. There must be something wrong with his eyes. :D Well, then again, he is old. Very old. ;)
 
Crystal Klein said:
Yeah, exactly, gravity flattens everything down! and you look like you've got a double chin, and I can reassure you: I don't have one! ;)
I think we can all see that you don't have one.
:D Well, then again, he is old. Very old. ;)
:rofl2: That is just hilarious Crystal.
 
I love you Crystal . . . . You never hit me up on Sandee`s forum anymore :(
 

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Oh Laibach, sweetheart, I'm sorry, don't be mad at me!!! (now that I come to think of it: how did you manage to come back here? ;) ) I've been very busy on my site lately, you are right, I should come by and say hi to Sandee again...and you of course!!! :lovecoupl
 
:lovecoupl Oh Crystal my lil cutie pie,You have made my day that much brighter :).
Are you planning on having a message board of your oWn anytime soon ?. :nannerf1:
 
Crystal Klein said:
This is sooo funny!!!! I just watched like five episodes of coupling yesterday, can you believe that? I have seen it in like two years, and yesterday we borrowed it from English friends and watched. Including the exact episode you just mentioned! How weird is that???? :eek:

Don't think this link is a repost actually, but You Might have spoiled your friendship with me now; I HATE Ron Harris' style of photography. Yuck! He loves this angle from up above, and I think it's absolutely unflattering in every way.
Still, I might consider forgiving you and we can be best friends again. :tongue: :glugglug:
Coupling was a riot, very well written. I've been watching BBC comedies a long time
Jack Davenport was in "This Life" after that. I liked the first half dozen episodes, then lost interest. :glugglug:

I don't like those upshots, very cold, almost threatening. They're not at eye level, and makes the model into an object not a real person. They're strange. You never see quality photography using those "experimental angles", Playboy for example, never does that.

See? I got that link in and no one flamed me, (but you!), hehehe :jester:
 
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