Controlling erection

[dave_rhino]

You've also given yourself a bigger second problem that no one else has seen. :wtf:

You're scared that she'll touch it? :dunno: (Ok, maybe you're scared that she'll see you've got wood. But, I can't imagine any girlfriend I've ever had getting angry, in fact, the opposite, a compliment!)

Which brings about the 10 year old theory...


Also, look at the link at the bottom of the page... A classic from Kib (remember him? )

 

[Kingfisher]

When she feels it, tell her you'll stop lying.
Honestly, don't think about her, think through her, that's also helpful for watching people and not sending out vibes, focus your attenion elsewhere. Or have her sit on you outer most thigh, besides she knows exactly what she's doing and is seeing if it will happen. All women know and do it.
Welcome to being young.

 

[Icola]

I don't believe there's anything you can do about it. Maybe she will feel flattered?

You could always try thinking of your grandma naked...if that doesn't help you then you need serious help...

But what if he has a G.I.L.F?!?!

 

[AFA]

Actually, I don't control my erections, they control me! :love-smi:

 

[flaminass]

No lol, I'm a 20 year old student. Do 10 year olds come here? I got more laughs than advice off this board, which has slightly lightened the problem.

Why am I scared that she'll find out I have an uncontrollable penis? She's Chinese, born in a conservative Asian family, but boy is she hot--so seeing my boner would probably send her a message that I'm only with her to get in her pants.

The past few days, I've tried looking at porn and trying not to get hard, and holy shit is it hard.

 

[Roughneck]

20 year olds worried about their erections??!!

Good Grief! What is this world coming too??!!


Flaminass - just because she's Asian and Conservative doesn't mean she isn't dying for some action too.

You're 20 years old.
Stop worrying and start humping

cheers,

 

[calpoon]

one time I was in a crowded car and this girl I had the hots for was sitting on my lap in just the right position if you know what I mean and it was a bumpy road. I was dyin! I'm seriously gettin a fuckin lapdance here right now! It just didn't seem tasteful to go full on dry humping in the car with all my buddies. well, I couldn't help but get half wood, but I held my shit together pretty well, to my surprise. It's all about willpower, even your wang will bow down sometimes in times of great peril. but hey normally I'm all over the place, up and down, so you never know. That's just life.

PS. also san bernardino california has an amazing abilty to render impotence.

 

[tunsty]

The past few days, I've tried looking at porn and trying not to get hard

Aversion therapy...I've tried it, but my male instincts are too strong.

 

[AFA]

The past few days, I've tried looking at porn and trying not to get hard, and holy shit is it hard.

Yes, looking at porn would be a good idea.

Maybe this will help;
http://youtube.com/watch?v=2fc-sUtX0Eg

 

[ZoWhat]

No lol, I'm a 20 year old student. Do 10 year olds come here? I got more laughs than advice off this board, which has slightly lightened the problem.

I think that sometimes too. However, 10 year olds don't write very eloquentally. I do think there are a lot of adolescents that do post on the board and ask bizarre questions. Kids of today are lucky to have a place to ask "questions of the world". If I had know how to pick up prositiute and how much to pay when I was 17 believe me I would be much happier today.

As for you erection problem, I had a similiar situation when I was 30. I had met a gal who was in her early 40's who was god-dang ugllllly. However, she did have these huge natural breasts. When I was around her, I would have constant boners. It was funny. In the movie theather, the mall, the grocery store, on a road trip --- they seldom subsided. The sad thing is she was never really flattered about it.

When we had sex, I would screw her lights out for hours. It was amazing. Well, she eventually dumped me because she felt all I wanted from her was a sex buddy. Which is true....... She found some guy online about a few weeks later and got married to him a couple of months later.

True story....

 

[The Captain]

I wish I had this guy's problem!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[HaxForCandy]

I'm the same way my man especially at night clubs with sexy dancing YAHOOO! “Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona...” Enjoy it while you got it! I can turn my shit on with my brain but have the hardest time turning it off without help from my hand, amen brother amen!!

 

[nothingandless]

again.
don't worry about it. who cares if she's conservative? you can't help human instinct/emotions. enjoy yourselves. you'll both regret it if you don't.