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[TheOrangeCat]

tossed Squally's salad, making a nice protein-enriched Cesar, that she fed to

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

The Orange cat, curled at the corner and purring as Petra caressed his back with her thigh-high leather Boot gobbling down his most favorite food.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

He then nestled into her cavernous cleavage, purring even louder, while watching Roald crawl on his hands and knees, a giant butter squash jammed in his

 

[Shifty]

nostril.

And a watermelon jammed in his ass.

All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door!

 

[bigzman34]

It was a car salesman dressed up as your favorite clown and he sprayed Petra with lots of whipped cream...oooh la la.

 

[Shifty]

But to Petra's sheer delight it was not whip cream.

In fact, it was

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

leather creme. The orange cat was disgusted with the smell and jumped down and went to curl in the corner to lap up more of the Squally's salad.
Petra called up Shifty to...

 

[lurkingdirk]

remove his head from his own ass and get a clue.

Roald, interested in replacing Shifty's head with his own, said

 

[Shifty]

"Shifty, you are the coolest person that I have ever known. May I insert my head into your ass kind sir?"

To which Shifty replied

 

[TheOrangeCat]

you'll have to pull out Dirk's tongue first, which is wrapped around Pk's detatchable cock, which started nesting there last week after getting fed up with PK sticking it into his Grandma's

 

[squallumz]

brown betty

 

[TheOrangeCat]

mushroom hole that

 

[Tittyman5000]

smells of tuna and baked goods, but more like halibut than tuna
The detachable penis also had the same stench, so strong it could

 

[SlutDistrict]

gag a maggot, though it still tastes...

 

[CherylFan]

like it needed more garlic and

 

[gunslingingbird]

basil. Also, a good wine would go well with it. Something like...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

1963 Chateau Jizzmus. A thick, salty vintage, that Roald chugs like a

 

[squallumz]

thirsty dutchman. naturally, he

 

[Tittyman5000]

likes to take it up the ass so he needs those extra fluids to lubricate, else his massive anal nodule will

 

[squallumz]

magically supply its own lube, he better get wet, and get wet quick.

meanwhile,