>>>Continue the Sex Story

[gunslingingbird]

thought it was pretty gay to keep talking about his anus in a Continue the Sex Story thread on Freeones...

 

[brodkill]

so, he took his fingers out of his anus, headed over to the washroom and...

 

[Petra]

so, he took his fingers out of his anus, headed over to the washroom and...

took a shit, making sure to tweet it as he did it.

 

[brodkill]

blog it, facebook and myspace status update it, and right it on the stall walls...

 

[gunslingingbird]

because righting it on the stall walls is better than lefting it

 

[Petra]

but sometimes lefting feels better than righting...

 

[brodkill]

because, after all its...

 

[gunslingingbird]

a sex story on a porn forum, so it's bound to turn into a political bitchfest.

 

[Petra]

However, sometimes there's a turn in the story and

 

[gunslingingbird]

Petra jumps out of a cake, wearing a bikini.

 

[squallumz]

roald says, "i thought you forgot! let me just finish .."

 

[gunslingingbird]

... eating this lasagna that someone left in the fridge 2 weeks ago. I think it might've been Willem's...

 

[freeones_willem]

excelent cooking that kept it from going bad.

So after finishing the lasagna Petra said to Roald: Sweetie...

 

[gunslingingbird]

I want you to paint a picture of me as a naked garden gnome.

 

[Shifty]

... but Roald responded "Nah, I think it's about time to get down to bid-ness". :yesyes:

So, then ...

 

[Petra]

... but Roald responded "Nah, I think it's about time to get down to bid-ness". :yesyes:

So, then ...

He went an shaved his balls.

 

[Shifty]

... and Petra followed him, wearing nothing but a ...

 

[Roald]

....Burka...

 

[Petra]

and fuzzy bunny slippers.

 

[Shifty]

This disappointed Roald somewhat, as he was struggling with a serious bout of flaccidity and was hoping for more stimulation.

Thus, he decided to approach the subject with Petra.

Throwing caution to the wind, he asked: