Conspiracy Theory about the member above me...

[vodkazvictim]

The member above me has genetically modified herself; she can see your body heat and smell your fear...

 

[Member442]

thinks that he only had to worry a few more years as the world will end one way of another in 2012.


I got the smelling fear that from studying wolves.

 

[Moonchild22]

is studying the art of necromancy so she can get the Beatles back together
...just so she can break them up again. :weeping:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is using his avatar to see into our collective souls... No wonder he's mental...

 

[Member442]

found superman and has retrained him to aid him in his demolition of North American. Minus me of course.

Moon I would so bring them back but definitely not split them up. Vodka and I are to busy I wouldn't have time to mess with them after bringing them back.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

She was involved in a bank heist in Sweden. After she got a clean getaway she returned to me with my ludicrous amount of Krona and proceeded to deep throat me in only a passion that one gets from the adrenaline of robbing a foreign bank.

 

[Member442]

Oh whimsy you just made my day:kiss: :bowdown:



I got nothing I'm stuck on the wonderful mental image.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is flattering Whims's whims prior to her duplicitous elimination of him...

 

[bustybbwlover]

he doesn't really like vodka at all and in fact has been sober for years

 

[Moonchild22]

tried to get a cheerleading squad formed for his school...driving school.
The highway off-ramp is no place for a cheer-pyramid. Lesson learned.
R.I.P. bitches.

 

[Member442]

is gathering all the clowns of the world to over throw all governments.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Is actually named Alistair...





...... I spelled that wrong.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is really a praying mantis...

 

[Member442]

sends vodka to the family of his victims to warn them of the impending doom that will soon be upon them.

 

[bustybbwlover]

...she flirts to distract everyone from her dastardly plans

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is doing his job for the member above him by providing her with plausible deniability...

 

[Member442]

knows his smile can let him get away with murder so he uses it often.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Has had L3ggy plant a tracker bug on Whimsy...

 

[bustybbwlover]

secretly switched the blair's mega death i bought with the 20 year anniversary addition therefore making it 20% hotter than it's normal 550,000 scoville units

 

[Moonchild22]

secretly switched the president's brain with Folgers crystals.
(let's see if anyone notices)