What's your go-to weapon?
I love the stapler for its ****** factor, but as anyone who's taken a few to the face will know, it's largely superficial wound-wise and has no stopping power, so ultimately the old-school metal wastepaper basket is going to be my first choice. Effective as both a bludgeoning implement and a shield, it even works as a helmet for mockery purposes after your opponent is laid out on their back. For me, the Old-School Metal Wastepaper Basket is is the .357 magnum of office place improvisational weapons.
I love the stapler for its ****** factor, but as anyone who's taken a few to the face will know, it's largely superficial wound-wise and has no stopping power, so ultimately the old-school metal wastepaper basket is going to be my first choice. Effective as both a bludgeoning implement and a shield, it even works as a helmet for mockery purposes after your opponent is laid out on their back. For me, the Old-School Metal Wastepaper Basket is is the .357 magnum of office place improvisational weapons.
