Robin Meade & Christi Paul ftw!
Other than the news (mainly Bloomberg) I don't watch much TV anymore - for the same reason I cut back on my alcohol intake: I can't afford to burn out what few brain cells I have left. But if I owned The Naked News, I would let Robin Meade and Christi Paul name their price and I'd write the check. I almost never turn to HLN, but those two are about the finest news babes out there... good personalities too (unlike some of the babbling bimbos that Fox and CNBC hires).
I would also hire Nancy Grace to be on The Naked News. No, not to be naked! She'd DEFINITELY have to keep her clothes on! I would just tie her to a chair and for $20 a pop, people off the street could come in the studio and throw shit at her. For $100, I'd even let you punch her. Maybe that sounds cruel, but I bet I could make enough every day to cover Robin's and Christi's salaries - and that's what's important.