A) That's not a mascot, it's a logo
B) It's the best logo ever
C) We haven't used that logo in a long time
D) Our current logo is our own helmet, because we don't have a real logo and that's AWESOME
E) We have the best uniforms in the league
A) That's not a mascot, it's a logo: This is true.
B) It's the best logo ever: Wrong. WTF is that??? An elf??? GTFOH
C) We haven't used that logo in a long time: You should be thankful for this.
D) Our current logo is our own helmet, because we don't have a real logo and that's AWESOME: No, it isn't. I will say you need a custom logo. The helmet is just laughable. Shouldn't the logo be some sort of a dog?
E) We have the best uniforms in the league: Classic, yes. Best, No.
BTW: Cleveland is not the most depressing city. Whoever came up with this must have looked over Gary, IN. If Gary is 1A, Detroit should be 1B. Whenever a proposal to bulldoze 1/4 of the city is put out there, you've gotta be most depressing.