Chuck Norris

[member2686]

Young Chuck Norris... :nanner: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBSpNPzVsMM

 

[foxycougar]

Lmfao....Chuck Norris is awesome!

 

[member2686]

Chuck Norris was bored one day, so he did a bunch of back-kicks in the desert sand and stone, creating the Grand Canyon. The next day, he tossed together the Great Wall of China because his LEGOs got boring. True story.

:nanner: :rofl: :rofl2:

 

[Slam]

Freeones used to be called PayperviewOnes. That all changed when Chuck Norris hit puberty.

 

[Sweeper]

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer, too bad Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

Upon hearing this Jack Bauer kidnapped Chuck Norris and tortured him until he cried. Jack Bauer then attempted to cure cancer with the tears. It didn't work, so Jack put two bullets in Chuck's sternum and one in his forhead.

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris.

 

[calpoon]

that's outragious! kiefer don't have shit on norris. as a matter of fact, remember that blood that they drank in the lost boys that gave them the ability to fly and be invincible? yup, that was chuck norris'. the only reason that they burst into flames when exposed to light was because chuck had a hangover at the time when he gave the blood. naturally, chuck norris bursts into flames several times a day, often during flatulance. It's a minor inconvienience, but for the rest of us mortals tasting the forbidden fruit of chuck may prove to be too awesome and result in annihilation.

 

[Sweeper]

Chuck Norris couldn't fuck with Jack Bauer. I'm very sorry if you believe otherwise... lol

 

[cycle454]

jack bauer?

 

[om3ga]

Young Chuck Norris... :nanner: :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBSpNPzVsMM

.......:rofl:

 

[Jacksson_77]

jack bauer?

We don't have enough time to explain this. :1orglaugh

(he's the main character of the tv show "24")

:hatsoff: Jackson

 

[cycle454]

all i needed

 

[Civickiller80]

The Big Bang Created the universe....the Chuck Norris Round house Kick can end the universe!!!....*copyright civickiller80* :thumbsup:

 

[thechosenone]

When Chuck norris goes into the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris was a toddler he used his fist so much that he didn't realize he had fingers till he was five.

The original Street fighter game was susposed to have Chuck Norris as a character but a glitch in the system made Chuck throw a round house kick no matter what button the player pressed so it had to be removed. When asked about the glitch Chuck Norris responded "What Glitch?"

A few of my favorites.

 

[thechosenone]

and how could i forget....

Chuck Norris doesn't Tea bag he potato sacks

 

[degenerate_Jeb]

Chuck Norris didn't like dinosaurs.....
Chuck Norris didn't like dodos.....
Chuck Norris didn't like the woolly mammoth...

It only takes a roundhouse kick!

 

[member2686]

Chuck Norris sneezed once and caused glaciers in both the Arctic and Antartica to crack, separate, and float apart, thereby causing a new ocean stream/current that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs.

True story. Honestly.

lol :1orglaugh :nanner: :rofl:

http://images.google.com/images?sou...&rls=GGLG,GGLG:2005-42,GGLG:en&q=Chuck+Norris

 

[Civickiller80]

Who will be the next Chuck?...

http://www.pointsincase.com/next_chuck_norris.htm

By the way, how much would would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, was invented by Chuck Norris

 

[Civickiller80]

No it cant be Anti Chuck facts?...I still like him

http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm

 

[Civickiller80]

Chuck vs Jack Bauer

http://www.jackvschuck.com/

 

[poggy]

Chuck Norris goes to Britain and performs Britains biggest bank robbery by himself.He somehow manages to fool everyone he into thinking he's more than one person.He is currently where abouts unknown with 40 million pound in cash.