According to the (woman bashing; convicted felon; ex convict) current boyfriend of Christy Mack, War Machine, she no longer is doing B/G.
Bad news.
Oh well, still love her. Love the blend of food-related comments, bitchiness and nonsense that comes out of her, very endearing.
"It appears I have been voted "best rack" on BangBros this year. I demand next year the prize be named "Mack Rack""
"God damn it Katy Perry, your new song sucks more than I do. I really want to like you because of your boobs, but you make it so difficult."
"Watching a scary movie then a Charmin commercial comes on. Now the only thing I'm afraid of is running out of toilet paper. Got me good."
"There's always at least one absolute cunt on every episode of House Hunters. Always."
"Jon asked if I was going to wear my zebra onesie if we had "company" over. Dumb question, of course I am; I look fabulous no matter what."
"How early is too early to order pizza?"
"Why does everyone think I'm pregnant? I corset down to 18... why would I ruin that for something that can't wipe it's own ass?"
"I like my fans. You're all assholes just like me. I also like onion rings. They're round like assholes."
"If you don't have an ass why would you post pictures of it? Is there a fetish for women with no ass? I really just don't get it. Like "Hey! Look at my non existent ass and tell me how sexy that is, I know you want to feel that tailbone aluponya""
"I'm so glad I have 4 bathrooms in my house. I'm never in fear of peeing my pants if I can't make it upstairs from the garage in time."
:heart:
And also her face, arse and tits.
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