Christian School Teacher caught Jerking Off behind Podium During Lecture

I've had some jerk-off teachers, but this guy wins.

http://www.brobible.com/bronews/story/teacher-jerking-off-podium-lecture

Meet 75-year-old Paul LaDuke, he has been teaching at a suburban Illinois Christian school for the last 26-years, but unfortunately all good things must cum to an end. The math teacher was fired from his job and been charged with a felony, after he was fired for allegedly masturbating behind a podium while teaching class. A student told another teacher that LaDuke appeared to be beating off while seated at his podium during class. The teacher notified the school administration, which launched an internal investigation and LaDuke was fired on Friday and, on Monday, school officials did the anti-Penn State and notified the local police. Schaumburg police said he might have been doing it for the past 10 years or more.

 
how the hell can he keep his mind on math and jerk off at the same time? Thats fuking talent.

thats what I was thinking. The man deserves a medal!
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
he had been masturbating for ten years? That is one hell of a whiskey dick syndrome
 
A Catholic would've just gotten a student to do it for him.

This is why they're beating you Protestantism! The notion of "hands-free" was established in the Catholic church a long, long time ago.

Catch up!
 
The teacher notified the school administration, which launched an internal investigation and LaDuke was fired on Friday and, on Monday, school officials did the anti-Penn State and notified the local police.

Ouch.
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
This is why you homeschool.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Gives new meaning to the asymptotic equipartition property!
 
I wonder how the police "investigated" and came to the conclusion that he could be doing this for the past 10 years.
For all we know he might've been scratching his balls for a few minutes and that was it...
Unless, ofcourse, he admitted his routinely manual aftermath.
 
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