Has anyone seen Andronicus today? Hmm... :tinhat:
Christian School Teacher caught Jerking Off behind Podium During Lecture
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A man has got to do what a man has got to do. That's my motto too.
Give the man a statue I say! :thumbsup:
Give the man a statue I say! :thumbsup:
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I prefer to jerk off during geography.
Really? It was always band class for me. I like to fuck the bell of my trumpet.
Shifty
O.G.
Me too. Have you ever shit in a Tuba?
I prefer to shit in a bassoon. It requires more skill, and no one things to check before blowing on it. Everyone checks a tuba first...
Shifty
O.G.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I've never jerked off in band class, but one time in band camp...
Come one. The door was open. It was wide fucking open. What did you expect of me? Did you expect me to take the high road and ignore that comment? Or come up with some original, classy comment? Not! It's fucking me! All I know is to regurgitate stuff that was written by people smarter than me, or to slightly turn the words around to my liking! I'm a word whore, OK? Is that what you want? Was that your point of your comment? For me to admit that I am a word whore? Well, I am...because any man who was willing to swallow man seed for slightly used cigarette butts will eventually turn himself into a word whore. I was young. I needed the hit, man! I needed the hit! I'd been smoking fags for all my life, I needed more...the itching...the itching would not stop unless I got more, so I had to turn into a man whore swallowing man seed for more fags! Is that what you wanted? Was that the point of your comment? And there was just that one time, that one time. It happens to us all. We are slurping on man meat, we sneeze, we bite down, the blood...the sweet sweet blood, pouring from where his dick had once been, that very member which is in my mouth, being chewed - but it was the blood! I needed more! So, I drank more of his blood! I had to! It was the only thing which could cease my nicotine addiction! Sweet, sweet blood! He was barely alive...so I had to end his misery. All I had was the plastic bag, which fit so perfectly over his face. His precious face...his expression as he desperately gasped for air was so precious, I held onto it forever. And when my coworker found the plastic bag and the corpse of the hobo, she put two and two together...well, she also had to pay. And, so did the others, who accidentally heard about it - had to pay with their lives, because they accidentally heard the end of a simple conversation. But, they knew too much. And those who know too much have to g...
Ah. Shit. Uh. Hey. Could everyone PM me their home addresses. I want to send you all...uh...Thanksgiving cards. Yeah. That's it. I want to send everyone a Thanksgiving card. And drink your sweet, sweet blo...uh...I mean, wish you a happy Thanksgiving. Yeah. That's it.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Your name is Randy?
After reading your post, you may certainly call me randy.
Come. I shall be the big spoon.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Settle for the spork. It's the best action you'll get this week.
Spork me, you dirty whore.
RichardNailder
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Dad!
Not again..... :dunno:
Not again..... :dunno:
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