Choose your zombie apocalypse weapon

Well, Rush Limbaugh is to the left of me....way left :D
 

Prod3

Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
A Fostex digital multitracker & some takeaway pizza menus....the Fostex could do some damage if hurled at a zombies head or dropped from a good height, but I doubt the menus will do any harm :eek:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
A vibrating ladybug.

Fuck.
 

PirateKing

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Hand lotion?

I suppose I could squirt it in their eyes or lube myself up so they can't grab me.

See, I'm being resourceful.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
My Sig is to my left, I would have to reach over a remote control, but it's there, and loaded.
 
A large bowl and a small cup. hmm that could work.....oh wait nope theyre both glass. at least I might kill one with the shards before im bitten!

What a misguided stereotype. I blame Return of the Living Dead for introducing this concept.
lol I LOVE the tarman in that movie. best zombie ever created out of a person and cassette tape! MORE BRAINS!
 
my computer speaker. good for a hit or two, but after that im a gonner.

BUT, if i turn my screen around, its pointing at my S&W 9mm. so, i guess i win on a technicality
 
A Space Heater. Maybe I should Move to my bedroom so I have a good chance of there being a weapon.
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Friends, Romans, FreeOnes members! I have good news for you! Zombies only eat brains. YOU ARE SAFE!!!

But which zombies are we talking about?
 
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