My answers Part 1:
1. You know what "Sike" means.
means...just kidding
2. You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
yes
3. You can name at least half of the members of the BRAT Pack.
I can name none
4. You know who Tina Yothers is.
no
5. You know who Max Headroom is.
yes
6. You could breakdance, wish you could.
no and no
7. You wanted to dress like the Hulk at Halloween.
no
8. You believed that "By the Power of Greyskull," you HAD the POWER.
no, but I did like he-man
9. Partying "like it's 1999" seemed sooo far away.
yea
10. You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
I LOVED that show!
11. You wanted to be on Star search.
no
12. You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or knew someone who did
no
13. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
no
14. You HAD to have your MTV.
hell no
15. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future"
dunno but I've seen all 3
16. You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name"
never cared
17. You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
no
18. You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
fuck no
19. You have heard of "Garbage Pail Kids".
yes
20. Punks actually "shocked" people
what?
21. You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince".
no
22. You actually saw Ted Danson as the Mac Daddy he played "Sam" to be.
no
23. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
absolutely!
24. You own any cassettes.
yes
25. You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
Back then it wouldn't have surprised me
26. You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut Hut, Or any other stupid collection of glass they came out with.
no, but I do remember those
27. Poltergeist freaked you out.
no
28. You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins, He-Man, Strawberry Shortcake, or an ET lunch box.
I don't remember, but I think I had a transformers one
29. You ever had a Swatch Watch, or three.
sadly, yes
30. You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
I don't swing that way
31. You had a crush on Bo Derek or Heather Locklear.
Heather
32. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
yes
33. You had Wonder Woman or Superman underoos.
lol, yea
34. You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.
again, I don't swing that way
35. You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own Alien.
never like them anyway
36. You have ever called 867-5309.
yea
37. You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Camron, or Michael J. Fox, or Ricky Shroeder on your wall.
Not queer, remember?
38. You held the top score on PacMan.
was never that good at that game
39. You had MALL Hair.
what?
40. You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J.R." or know someone who did.
no
41. You wore one or more thin rubber bracelettes, black or in multiple colors, or you wore them up to your elbow.
no
42. "Gag me" is in your vocabulary
no
43. Radical!!!
just Rad
44. You went on Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures and Bogus Journey ~ and you remember the cartoon version
vaguely
45. You read "Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret" for a book report.
no
46. Snap bracelets were always getting you in trouble at school.
again, sadly, yes
47. You played with "My Little Ponies" or "G. I. Joes."
G.I. Joe, A real American hero motherfucker!!!:thefinger
48. You've ever read Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, The Babysitters Club, or Sweet Valley High.
Hardy Boys
49. You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members.
Oh lord, I couldn't stand those fuckers, but all the girls in school did.
50. heaven forbid you wore one of those t-shirt rings or a scrunchi on one side of your shirt during your youth.
no
51. You were styling with your french rolled pants.
no
52. You wore multiple pairs of socks in the middle of the summer just so you could be "hip"
you must be crazy
53. You had puff painted your own shirt at least once.
no
54. You were upset when She-ra, Princess of Power, and He-Man were cancelled.
kinda
55. You can remember watching Full House and Saved by the Bell for endless hours, back when they were new episodes.
not endless hours, but I did watch often
56. You have seen at least 10 episodes of Fraggle Rock.
only 1 and it sucked
57. you always brought your sticker book to school
didn't have one ![Frown :( :(](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
58. you have a collection of hackey-sacks
used to
59. You remember Madonna in her cone stage.
lord, yes
60. You owned a pair of L.A. Gear, Keds, or Converse tennis shoes.
L.A. Gear
61. The USA Cartoon Express every weekday morning
didn't have cable ![Frown :( :(](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
62. My Little Pony, Gummy Bears,Transformers, You can't do that on Telivision, Noozles, KIDS Incorperated, Captian Kangroo,Double Dare, Punky Brewster, and Hey Dude are familiar to you.
Only transformers and captain kangroo and double dare
63. You spent hours in the basement building and re-building Lego cities.
I used to have a ton of legos
64. Do Polly Pockets or Popples ring a bell?
no
65. Big wheels and bicycles with streamers were the way to go.
Big wheels!
66. With your playschool record player you sang back up to Debbie Gibson.
didn't have that either
67. You stayed up all night listening to Teddy Rupskin
never had that
68. Can we say Trapper Keeper?
yes
69. "Can you tell you how to get to Sesame Street?"
yes, then again, who can't?
70. If you wanted to be on the GLADIATORS!!!
yes
71. If you still have a crimper in your bathroom drawer
not a chick
72. You owned a indiana jones hat
no
73. You had more than one original Star Wars action figure
yes
74. You loved your pink jeans and black stretch pants
not queer
75. big loop earings
I like seeing chicks wearing those!